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TicketToTrumpTrain 139 points ago +148 / -9

you can go ahead and add the Grindr app in the middle of these :)

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WiseOldOwl 121 points ago +126 / -5

Funny, but.... TBH, out of all of them, Grindr is the least offensive. It does what it does, but it hasn't tried to fuck with our elections yet, so far as I know.

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RedDon 65 points ago +65 / -0

With Grindr you MIGHT get action, if you use the other apps shown you will definitely get eff’d!

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polokyle 24 points ago +27 / -3

I'm to the point I'd rather be fucked on Grindr than Twatter.

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are there twats on Grindr?

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mattsmith01010 17 points ago +17 / -0

Can’t believe Grindr banned Lindsey Graham! Section 230 reform now!

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MAGAPlenty 8 points ago +8 / -0

I guess he’ll have to go cruising in the bathroom stalls of his country club. Like in the olden days

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ReticulatingSplines 21 points ago +22 / -1

Disney

Alphabet

Microsoft

Netflix

Facebook

Amazon

Google

Apple

Twitter

Snapchat

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AUS4MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amusingly enough yes, because they folded to the delusional women who think they're men and demand everyone treat them as such. They actually started telling gay guys who we are allowed to be attracted to/have sex with first.

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ThoroughInspection 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one is going to fall for that. Nice handshake noob.

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PikachuJohnson 22 points ago +22 / -0

Grindr should take their gay spring break vacation to Iran (or even China!) and see how good America really is.

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UKTrumpster78 13 points ago +13 / -0

Roof top rent boys.

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rossiFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

DROP in any time!

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RedRaven 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nothin I hate more than regular gays who don't understand how good we have it here.

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PikachuJohnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. And the irony is that immigrants to the United States know just how damn amazing our country is more than these SJW retards who have lived here their whole lives. If one of them went on a rant in front of me about how awful America supposedly is, I'd tell them to spend a year in Africa--any country they'd like--and then come back to me about how racist and oppressive the US is.

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Hokage_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothin I hate more than regular gays who don't understand how good we have it here.

Trump tweeted a video of a gay being tossed off the roof in the Middle East.

People lost their shit. lol

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RedRaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm betting they lost their shit at him tweeting it instead of the country doing it too, right?

Nice UN btw :')

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Hokage_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"IT WILL BE SUCH A VANQUISHING"

https://files.catbox.moe/usi1pl.jpg

Trump is 'saving the best for last'

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GitmObama 9 points ago +9 / -0

Violence of any kind? Like burning, looting and murdering?

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bet ccp has spicy pictures of every gay politician, celebrity, athlete, bankers TC. in the world that’s still in the closet (and probably the ones that aren’t) And they’re sitting in a file somewhere, ready to use whenever leverage is required. Pretty smart purchase for the cunts. Information harvesting like that is invaluable. Wish I had of thought of it. Looks like it’s back to giving hand jobs to strangers out back of Dunkin’ Donuts for this Pede. Ahh well, C’est la vie.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lindsay Graham has fled the chat

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 3 points ago +4 / -1

You’re kiddin me!....I just saw him this morning,..............out back of Dunkin’ Donuts..👀🐢✊🏻💦🇨🇳

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 0 points ago +1 / -1

You’re kiddin me!....I just saw him this morning,..............out back of Dunkin’ Donuts..👀🐢✊🏻💦🇨🇳

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somercet 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was, for a short time:

https://techcrunch.com/2020/03/06/grindr-sold-china-national-security/

It could still be penetrated. (Heh.)

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ulectron 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm suprised China puts up with the 'degeneracy', even for a foreign app.

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DeboOonked 3 points ago +3 / -0

People using Grindr expect to be fucked. FAGATs don't know they are being fucked.

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BewareOfThePug 0 points ago +1 / -1

They are just pussies who like to be fucked by dicks in their assholes.

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +2 / -1

Too busy spreading AIDS.

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michaelsuede 1 point ago +1 / -0

It fucks with our erections.

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Barack-Obama2 16 points ago +16 / -0

That’s my favorite app by far.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 10 points ago +10 / -0

don't be a FAGAT faggot?

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Barack-Obama2 10 points ago +10 / -0

The boys at the farm used to call me “Bend Over Barry”.

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Artek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was afraid it would end up being gab.

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DeafPede 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yes, add Grindr to it!

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BabbleRabble 28 points ago +28 / -0

Naw - the "G" in GOP

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CONDEMPARTY 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mitch Mcconnell is a fucking queer. He was kicked out of the army in late 1960s for sodomy in the barracks. It was covered up with some bullshit vision reason. His KY senator that he interned for, pulled the strings and kept it hidden.

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FatShamer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Explains McConnell’s giant throat

All that deepthroating

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would like to believe this, but I must ask for source.

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Mooma 1 point ago +1 / -0

"interned"

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BlackFolk 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Log cabin Lindsey Gayham!

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grey ham

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goatacular 56 points ago +58 / -2

I follow APPL news for stock purposes. Apple’s big announcement today was that they’re giving 100mil for “Black and Brown” entrepreneurs in Detroit. Investing in “minority small business” and their reasoning is George Floyd.

Reparations are already here. They just can’t be blatant about it.

This is basically communism, except it’s selective redistribution of wealth. Everyone benefits besides the White Man.

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svartchimpans 24 points ago +28 / -4

Ahh Fentanyl Floyd. Swallowing a lethal overdose, refusing to comply with police, himself begging police to put him on the ground, and dying from their own overdose... makes you a Jogger Hero.

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Specter 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yep. Theoretically we’ve already paid billions, if not trillions, in reparations in the form of welfare. Thanks Lyndon Johnson and FDR

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Hardb0dy 11 points ago +11 / -0

And us Asians count as whites now too.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just because you're successful, therefore leaving the DNC plantation. It's so disgusting what they're doing to university applicants and Asian children in the NYC school system.

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ViagraFalls 1 point ago +2 / -1

You might be a minority among minorities but you're not an inferiority, so you don't count. Maybe if you and your kind did bad in schools and committed lots of crime, then we could consider you minorities, but you're really fucking up the narrative instead. Apparently, we need to switch the narrative from white people being racist and making schools and tests that white people are good at to it's white people with yellow fever making schools that Asians are good at. That must be the explanation. There's no way IQ is genetic and different races have higher levels of it.

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BewareOfThePug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry you can still be a ninja sort of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4kir-Hii04

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BlueArmband 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't you just claim to be "black"

Nothing about "black" relates to skin color. No one is literally "black" just like no one is "white."

Humans all come from the continent of "Africa" right?

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much Native do I need in me to get that sweet casino money? Asking for a friend.

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

1/1024

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trollkin0331 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one needs to give their money to apple.

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Cross_The_Rubicon 29 points ago +31 / -2

What is an alternative to google/android and apple? For phones?

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michael1213 27 points ago +27 / -0

Gab is working on right now. @a says it will launch soon.

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svartchimpans 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder what OS it will have. All android phones must get Google approval I think?

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WileE 19 points ago +19 / -0

Graphene OS, Android based but de-googled

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

That'd be nice... assuming they have a store they can use for that and APIs that act as shims (or thunking layers) for the Google APIs.

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neil218 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes and no. Google Services need to be approved (Gmail, Google Map, Play Store, you name it), but the Android operating system itself is open source, doesn’t need Google’s approval.

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Shroudedf8 1 point ago +1 / -0

For Gab, they could just provide the apk and folks can install it, no? Have to enable developer options and enable 'unknown sources' iirc. The only issue might be updating the app. Since it's not on the store, we'd just have to reinstall the latest apk each time, I think. Right?

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NotQuiteHuman 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Soon", or Soon(tm)?

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try4gain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not to brag but I sometimes go 5 or 10 minutes without checking my phone

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idkfa 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂👍

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CaptainButthurt [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not really any good alts. However, if you can figure out how to root your device, you can kill the manufactures OS and replace with a custom ROM. So you can kill all the bloat and make it custom. Keep in mind this voids your warranty. And it can brick your device if it goes sideways.

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bdd2 12 points ago +14 / -2

Step 1: $Buy an iPhone

Step 2: Accidentally brick your phone while you try to root it

Step 3: $Buy and Android

Step 4: ???

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BlueArmband 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up whether or not you can root your phone before buying.

"Root" means to gain administrator access, like on your computer.

It used to be common, but now the budget phones don't always have the ability. The phone company encrypts the keys and keeps it private, only to used against you. That means you cant actually delete information off your phone and that its stored in the operating system (which you cannot access without administrative access, "rooting")

For example, photographs are compressed and stored in thr operating system of your phone. There appears to be some sort of algorithm running to identify faces and compress the images while leaving the face intact.

Creepy stuff. I paid for my phone, it's my property, I should have administrative access. I don't care about the warranty. It's the equivalent of a child lock on your computer with tracking, but the phone company is your "parent."

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Librem 5 is custom firmware and manufactured in US. Sailfish 3 os is an alternative to android, thats still compatible with its apps.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +2 / -1

Keep in mind this voids your warranty.

Heavily varies on that in the US, mostly because you own the hardware. And swapping the OS isn't any different then say buying a router that supports custom firmwares too(aka Tomato, DD-WRT. OpenWRT, etc). It only means though, that the warranty services available to you only exist for the hardware and defects itself. Or buying a computer with Windows, and then loading linux on it.

i.e. Flashchip failing isn't likely covered, but the processor, memory, or built-in storage are all covered. So are device ports(USB/etc) in the scope of "normal use."

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CaptainButthurt [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

For all Samsung devices and many others, it def voids the wty. Is usually because you have to kill Knox or other protection they put in place. When you do that its an automatic void. But yes, some Mfrs do allow you to root your device and you can even register with them to get root access.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get your laws changed, it's legal in plenty of places outside of the US. It's like saying "your vehicle warranty is void, if you don't use CarfentOX-Oil."

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Forty_Five 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dealership told me for my warranty to be valid I needed to have them perform my oil changes and scheduled system maintenance.

I told them to "fuck right off". Well actually I said "no thank you" but I was thinking it.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check where you live, but that's been illegal in most places since the mid-90s. If your car purchase is recent, it's valid enough that you can file a complaint with your state AG.

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Forty_Five 1 point ago +1 / -0

It came with the normal limited warranty by default. It was for their extra super-duper supreme warranty that had that restriction.

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Fa1thless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lineage?

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Fa1thless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Suggestions for a S10?

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DeafPede 24 points ago +25 / -1

Deleting my Facebook next week since I started my Gab account. Im glad to say that I'm going to transfer all of my accounts over to my new email provider that is not Gmail, and never used twitter....

Husband and I are going to stop using Amazon.

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nds19 16 points ago +17 / -1

I've been using ProtonMail, big fan of it.

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DeafPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just signed up with them, my husband suggested that one, and so far. I like it. Gab will not let me verify my email because of gmail so I switched, and change my email on gab and verified right away. 👌

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blmAreTerrorists -1 points ago +1 / -2

cock.li is the best email service

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idonthaveahobby 22 points ago +22 / -0

Our corporate overlords are fagats.

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YeeeeHaw 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck em! Fuckem all!

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Omega42 12 points ago +15 / -3

Gays are fine, FAGATs are not

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trumpslide2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. They're responsible for too much degeneracy

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LordKuroTheGreat 11 points ago +11 / -0

GoDaddy could work to add an extra G.

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CaptainButthurt [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah I forgot about that one. They have had a bit of an evil streak lately too.

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BlackFolk 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did they do? I bought a domain from them last summer :(

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Polyobfuscation 2 points ago +2 / -0

Banning a lot of pro gun site like ar15.com

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 0 points ago +1 / -1

Transfer your domains to Epik. They provide services to Gab and .win.

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Tiessa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely add GoDaddy to the list!

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't be FAGATY (YouTube)

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Fa1thless 5 points ago +5 / -0

youtube = google

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's funnier my way

And, technically, YouTube = Alphabet

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Opi33 5 points ago +5 / -0

First post I’ve literally laughed out loud at. I love you guys

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fu-greta 5 points ago +5 / -0

Instead of "FAANG stocks" we should use the term "FAGAT stocks" now.

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knnbccb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't give Microsoft a free pass. Also very cucked, also plenty of collaborations with China.

It's just that Microsoft doesn't have a huge presence in web search, mobile and social media, so there's an illusion that it's 'not as bad' as the other members of Big Tech.

Microsoft threw a tantrum when Trump spoke of reducing H1-B visas a few years ago.

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CaptainButthurt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

MS was the one that deplatformed Gab originally. When they were still cloud hosted.

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AmericanRanger 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not surprised considering an indian is their CEO.

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Ralt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Microsoft is the original piece of shit tech company, good to see this comment.

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Renegaden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most people on this site will upvote this post and then continue to use all of these companies on a daily basis. Start calling people out for it.

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

BATs down!

FAANGs down!

FAGOTS going down!

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2day 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've dropped everything but Amazon- I'm addicted to cheap offshore crap. Please have mercy on me, I am trying to quit, but it's hard going cold turkey.

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schm0ss 4 points ago +4 / -0

username checksout

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2day 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol never even gave that a thought, but yeah I guess it does.

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SkeletorsTeeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does that come with a French pronunciation? Fa - Got

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dumdumexpress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually needs two G's for a double dose of Goog's gayness.

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holyshit420 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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Hugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gates

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trumpslide2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fellow Heartiste reader? He's been referring to them as FAAG for years

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RedPilledRaven 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unfortunately they are monopolies and are demonstrating why we have anti competition laws. Too bad these laws aren’t practiced.

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kaiforceone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone know a good amazon alternative? I try to buy the same products from small business sellers on ebay when I can.

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67Vert 2 points ago +2 / -0

A web search of any product turns up mostly vendors in the top results.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just reverse image search any product image. Amazon has nothing exclusive to it that's worthwhile.

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RedPilledRaven 1 point ago +1 / -0

eBay although I’m sure they’re the same as everyone else

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AmericanRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are, they're owned by paypal, or they do own paypal? Anyways, they have taken anti conservative actions in the past.

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west_pac 1 point ago +1 / -0

They own paypal.

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Patman 3 points ago +3 / -0

People usually say "FAGMAN" for "Facebook/Amazon/Google/Microsoft/Apple/Netflix"

Twitter is basically already dead, as they got rid of Trump.

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Karnstuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like despite posts like these a good majority of us use 3 of these 5 services at minimum.

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Johnnyboy2324 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sending this to everyone

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Norwayhastrolls 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is so fucking gold.

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UbuntuWakanda2 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Homophobic? Homo-hilarious!!!

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WitchRolina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun Fact: Fagot and Fascist share the same root - a bundle of sticks.

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s great but it needs two letter g

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CaptainButthurt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I couldnt think of another evil giant mega tech left corp that started with a G lol!

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d wear that as a shirt with the 2 google gs

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Google has 2, so just make 2 google gs.

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 2 points ago +5 / -3

Facebook.

Amazon.

Google.

Apple.

Twitter.

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TheMAGAlorian787 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha, good one.

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TrumpFarren 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean is there anything that’s not owned by CHYNA anymore?

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pcfun 1 point ago +1 / -0

t is Tesla

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VoodooChild13 1 point ago +1 / -0

...Elon Musk has kinda been on our side...

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ksmeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the pattern was set with Microsoft. Back when Microsoft was building their monopoly and driving better companies out of business, the U.S. government brought antitrust suits against them, which they dropped in exchange for (we presumed at the time) Microsoft cooperating with the surveillance state. Every version of every Microsoft product since then has had backdoors built in for the NSA and all the other letter agencies. The last OS that could be made reasonably secure, if you were an expert on security, was Windows XP. So of course they did their best to force everyone to stop using XP.

I believe all the other big tech companies have made the same deal, including Apple which makes a big deal publicly out of not cooperating (it's just marketing) but behind the scenes they work with them just like all the others. When there's hundreds of billions of $ at stake, do you think any of these companies will give up the protection of the U.S. government in order to preserve users' privacy? Or freedom of speech and freedom of assembly?

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ConsrvspkgNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is great!!!!

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Nowanoutlaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

There users like to use the word fagot and fagy phrases alot.

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LadyPede23 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covfefe goin to get them in trouble

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Shilled_due_to_reset 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg, where's the report button? All he asked for was FWEEDOM...

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LostViking1985 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the missing letters:

G for Globalists, letter on small earth globe icon, or UN blue earth globe with latitude/longitude lines.

S for Swamp, white letter on swamp green square with faggoty rounded corners.

FAGGOTS

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Forgotmypass666 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I hadn't been banned from Twitter for telling someone that wasn't AOC that I think AOC is a cunt, I would use this image on Twitter, a lot.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't see Microsoft there. Too bad they don't make phones, anymore.

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck bill gayes

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