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NakaTrash 52 points ago +53 / -1

As a Texan, let me just say—fuck Austin.

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ColonelTravis 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’ve lived and worked in Austin. Austin is AIDS.

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Btcox 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a Texan. I agree with you

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still don't get the hype about Austin. I think it probably used to be somewhere cool, but nobody wins prizes for what they're not anymore.

Lake Travis is okay, but noting impressive, and quite muddy. Every major city has a comparable music scene. Traffic is terrible. Housing and COL is expensive. There is cool nature within driving distance, but you have to drive a good distance to get there. The food is okay, but not that impressive.

I guess it's less humid than Houston, so that's something.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls -1 points ago +2 / -3

Nah bruh, doesn’t look clean. Maybe I let it give me a little handy-jo

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terablelizard 27 points ago +28 / -1

That's a pretty bleak, hypothetical take on this good news.......

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hloblart 15 points ago +15 / -0

Also true, have long thought that they need to move the National Legislative Capitol to a new, remote, location every 2 years to prevent the government workers from rotting them, and to make pro lobbying more expensive.

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joggerflogger 2 points ago +2 / -0

doomers gonna doom

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terablelizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

you're a doomer, aren't you. otherwise your comment wouldn't be so pessimistic.

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joggerflogger 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah doomers r gay lol, im a hopium dealer

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terablelizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

can i get me some of that hopium pls

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joggerflogger 2 points ago +2 / -0

look to your right irl

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terablelizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

i shall give you an updoot

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AgnesDomini 19 points ago +22 / -3

WTF? Why not just choose a different, based city in Texas? Longview is home to a STEM university in aviation. Ohhhh....if Texas cecedes then would be in our country, not USA, lulz.

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deleted 27 points ago +27 / -0
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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 8 points ago +8 / -0

And Space Camp!!!

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BruhMoment13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Space Camp Alums Unite

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bewwwbbbskizzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't far? It's four hours away...

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Horkers4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're not from Texas, are you?

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Kekthese 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huntsville already has a space center

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Antemalagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, space command should be in Texas in case of secesion , just not in commie Austin.

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BruhMoment13 16 points ago +17 / -1

YEAH BABY, HUNSTVILLE GANG, OI OI OI OI

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Freshcope 9 points ago +9 / -0

As a Texan I can say that's a smart move.

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bigdickhangsright 7 points ago +7 / -0

Austin is the Portland of the South

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ApolloConbraco 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoohoo! Thanks for making Huntsville the number one nuclear target.

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consumptiveballerina 5 points ago +5 / -0

YES! WE'RE GOING BACK TO HUNTSVILLE!

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh good.

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terablelizard 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is fucking cool as shit.

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Wankerton 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really wanna be the guy who gasses up space planes while smoking.

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r3deleven 4 points ago +5 / -1

psa don't link to twitter. take screenshot instead

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r3deleven 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hey just a reminder bro. People will click on it without thinking

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r3deleven 1 point ago +2 / -1

Next time take the extra second to screenshot instead of link. In every movement there is a fraction of supporters who lead, and another who are lead. If you have the opportunity to guide others than it absolutely is your problem.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Hill says:

Chosen after a two-year competition, Huntsville beat out 26 other locations vying to host the headquarters, including five other finalists: Peterson Air Force Base; Brevard County, Fla.; Kirtland Air Force Base, N.M.; Offutt Air Force Base, Neb.; and Port San Antonio, Texas.

https://archive.is/UwRxj

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/space-command-to-be-located-in-alabama/ar-BB1cJ3LN

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PaleIsTheNewTanPS5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we stop linking to Twatter? Just post a screen cap or archive

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Fecal_Fetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Austin is gay as fuck why would anyone even consider putting it there in the first place

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Jappletime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet Home Alabama !!!!

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KeepingAmericaGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Hill says:

Chosen after a two-year competition, Huntsville beat out 26 other locations vying to host the headquarters, including five other finalists: Peterson Air Force Base; Brevard County, Fla.; Kirtland Air Force Base, N.M.; Offutt Air Force Base, Neb.; and Port San Antonio, Texas.

https://archive.is/UwRxj

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/space-command-to-be-located-in-alabama/ar-BB1cJ3LN

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Thegoog 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first question is who is @amuse? Why are they saying its “due to the city’s efforts to defund police” when there is no mention of that by US Space command? Larper....