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bidensmissingbrain 192 points ago +192 / -0

You joke but I would not be surprised to see something like that come up within the next 6 years (assuming things don't end up in open conflict before then).

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UpTrump 76 points ago +76 / -0

Only for non-compromised Republicans. They all love Mitt Romney and McCain for a reason

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based_trekkie 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Loyal Opposition" that is only Loyal to the Democrats

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HanginChad 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wonder who McCain voted for this year.

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Anguiano29 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent!!

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zooty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh no, they absolutely hate them. Then meet up for aperitifs and cocktails later.

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247MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

After Pence betrayed us and while he was being given that Challenge Coin Pelosi came over and gave him an "elbow bump" they sure looked pretty chummy

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DavidLee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Undamn real!

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Aquamine-Amarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

And they think Romney and McCain are proper Republicans... but they hate the Tea Party wing with a fucking passion.

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CorporateCommander 30 points ago +30 / -0

In the Democrat utopia it would be more like this

"Oh, you're a conservative? Here." Puts Jewish star on your jacket

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PotentPOTUS 14 points ago +14 / -0

It would even be super easy to do in hebrew: mem-aleph-gimmel-hay

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gabba gabba hey.

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Madman2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm feeling zooted after that laugh! Good one Pede!

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DoctaFauci 4 points ago +4 / -0

The libs would be like good idea, you must always wear it or else.

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Ghostsunite -2 points ago +3 / -5

👍

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CorporateCommander 5 points ago +5 / -0

So you are a lefty that went out of your way to make an account on this site and you're trying to bait people into being racist? Hm. Anything for that Reddit karma I suppose.

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CorporateCommander 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at these posts.... LOL. Do you think people talk like this???

exjewTrump69 -1 points 2 days ago +1 / -2 white people are the best you guys. we are number one, white men people especially, then it goes downhill from there

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Artek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take a bow, you've been deported.

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polokyle 0 points ago +2 / -2

fake person btfo

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Snipthetipandsip 15 points ago +15 / -0

Who is joking? Half the voter base has been thrusted into the arms of the federal government. The Dems can claim whatever they want and half the voter block will eat it up as gospel.

The jokes is on OP though, because the Dominion voting machines will secure any Dem election is the near future.

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Whosaidwhatnow 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can't get passed how unfettered they are by cognitive dissonance. Dem politicians tell their voters opposing positions from one day to the next and they just accept it. Meanwhile, these contradictions are used to drive the rest of us crazy. It's fucking evil.

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Frog_Anne 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've been doing it for a while. I remember back in...March maybe? Whenever it was the Dems finally decided Covid was deadly and they needed to do something. Trump had been doing things since January, and they'd complained about all of it. Then they turn around and said it's super serious and Trump is doing nothing. People just parroted that line as if the previous 2 months never even happened, I even heard someone say it live. Absolutely creepy.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

They already have that system in place. It's called Dominion

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meanwhileinamerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll give it 1 year

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fluffykitten 56 points ago +56 / -0

yeah, it's called getting rid of the electoral college then just opening a voting plant in CA

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current_horror 2 points ago +2 / -0

SCOTUS already destroyed the electoral college. There's no reason for conservative states to abide by the decision of an electoral body when there are no rules governing participation in that body by other states. This is easily proven with the following argument.

If a state assigned electoral votes via gladiatorial combat, the other states would rightly reject those votes. It follows from this that a state's process for assigning electors is, in fact, subject to scrutiny by other states.

How, then, does a state guarantee the legitimacy of their electors in the eyes of the other states? By establishing and following election laws. These laws naturally differ from state to state, but none are so outlandish as to trigger withdrawal from the compact by other states.

Until now. Not only did several states operate their elections with near-zero integrity, but most of them did so in direct violation of their own election laws. This constitutes a completely unacceptable breach of the trust and faith underlying the institution of the electoral college. Why should Texas adhere to the decision of a body that counts illegitimate and illegal votes the same as any others?

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ScipioAfricanus 41 points ago +41 / -0

All hail the glorious Uniparty.

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WantToGoInland 27 points ago +27 / -0

"He loved Big Brother."

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Ithrowawaay 22 points ago +22 / -0

Non gender specific older sibling, bigot.

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wharfthrowaway 9 points ago +9 / -0

that's ageist, you double bigot

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Gwoz8881 9 points ago +9 / -0

The party is always right. You will own nothing and be happy

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MajorClark 35 points ago +35 / -0

Because they are going for a hostile take over!

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McFatty7 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hawaii Judge liked this comment.

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Johnfox13 31 points ago +31 / -0

I am old enough to remember the Democrat leading officials calling for violence and that the violence wouldn’t stop until they are in power...

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friedchicken -2 points ago +2 / -4

In reference to what?

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SordidPontification 11 points ago +11 / -0

Even if shitpost, it will be true soon enough.

Edit: Something something Poe's Law.

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Homemade-Soap 14 points ago +14 / -0

The world is now a giant shitpost

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's shitposts all the way down.

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ForkHandles 15 points ago +15 / -0

Post natal abortions approved for Conservatives up to the age of 75.

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CRobinsFly 13 points ago +13 / -0

White Males only.

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apchrkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats introduce legislation to make post-natal abortions mandatory for fetuses younger than 75 years old, and to make strict birth control mandatory for binary male & female sexual relations

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DrHase 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any consentual sexual relations between a heterosexual male and a heterosexual female is to be redefined as rape and punishable by death, as feminist doctrine mandates that all heterosexual sex is a form of violence against women.

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pisteros 13 points ago +13 / -0

honestly bro...fuck republicans i seriously hope they all fail so hard. but unfortunately, right now, they are the only 'opponent' vs democrats rn. this needs to change.

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M0stlyPeazfulLurKr 6 points ago +6 / -0

RINOs - new party req’d.

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2Guns1ForEachofYa 11 points ago +11 / -0

What part of wanting to be left alone is so hard for these commie shit bags.

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grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is, its fucking exhausting. People just want a decent job, and a safe environment to raise a family. Instead we have to fight our own government day in and day out just to survive. Weren't these the ones that are supposed to guaranteeing our liberties?

Did i just define a form of tyranny?

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CahalTheMad 11 points ago +12 / -1

Just call yourself something else then. If you don't identify as a "conservative" then you aren't one. Change the label but not the views and beliefs. It's worked for the nazicrats all these years.

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

and genders

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eet789 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. Best way to fight is keep the belief living. Cant have a “revolution” without backers, organizations, and leaders

And Zero revolution in American succeeded since 1776.

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good evening, Hoppeanist here passing by... certainly not a conservative nor a right-wing. ;-)

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W1NWINW1N 9 points ago +10 / -1

no standing

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MondayCoupleIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

Put the fucking shitpost flair on there. You know people will believe this shit.

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Ralphusthegreatus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good one. We all know our votes don't count and the only republicans who will be elected from here on out are corrupted.

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Squeaker 6 points ago +6 / -0

For reals this needs a shitpost flair. How do I know if it's fake otherwise? Nothing surprises me anymore.

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TheWinningNeverStops 5 points ago +5 / -0

I honestly don't care. The party is dead to me.

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DonJr24 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can we use shitpost flairs?

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DaffyDuck555 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would they go against their corrupt buddies? They can't care less about toothless pet republicans, it all was under control for past 50 years, they only went ape shit when Trump started rattling their little happy nest.

Honestly I want to see republican party destroyed more than anything at this point. It would be much better if we knew who our enemy is, instead of having these undercover traitors that are attacking us from behind. We lost not because of dems, but because of gop.

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RPchill1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right? Where the hell was the RNC, GOP and all "Republican" elected officials working at the state level to safeguard our election integrity while Trump was shouting on the top of his lungs about the potential for massive fraud in 2020?? When Trump yells about something it really means "DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!!" Where WERE THEY??? What were they doing????

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SneedFloyd 3 points ago +6 / -3

Why did Trump just give up?

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John-Miller 6 points ago +7 / -1

Because there is no other choice.

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Dfalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's always a choice, and inaction becomes action

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neil218 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Deep State is too deep and evil, he has been fighting alone for 4 years, I think he need to get some rest, he looks exhausted, I feel angry about the way he has been treated.

But I am sure that evil communists will never stop and come for him, his wonderful family and us after. This is the biggest challenge.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's been fighting alone but didn't need to.

He asked people to vote and they did in record numbers. It would have been better to ask them to make sure the elections were run fairly.

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ForkHandles 3 points ago +4 / -1

He did give up power. But only to the military so they have the power to sort this mess out.

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MAGAlikethis 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fuck off, shill

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sudsbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

You joke, but Bitch McConnell is suck a cuck, he'd support a ban on any other party but the Demonrats, as long as he still hit his pockets lined.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs a Shitpost flair, but yeah...

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M0stlyPeazfulLurKr 5 points ago +5 / -0

IT WILL HAPPEN WHEN WE MAKE IT HAPPEN. NO GUARANTEES, JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME.

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Morokei 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why isn’t the GOP bringing impeachment against the Democrats who actually did incite violence?

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arandoperosn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you not heard? On the CBC today, there was a report that banks were considering not allowing Republicans who objected to the electoral count vote to use their services for fundraising.

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easedel 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bad part about reading this title is even though you know its a shit post...you still question that it might be true and wouldnt be surprised haha

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

PRE-BOOOONK!

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asdf1234567 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this is a shitpost

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ILearnedToCode 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah. if it wasnt, then it would actually be civil war

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

We the people,

In order to reform an evil nation

Pay reparations to slaves and the lgbt and the q

Make sure there's no border fence

Expand all welfare payments

Only dems win elections please

We'll Raise your taxes if you disagree

Do ordain and establish this new Constitution

for the (finally great) People's Union of America

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makemyday007 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope now the Republicans see what they have been siding with. Idiotic Republicans just got played by the Democrats and lost their base.

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Dexman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never interrupt an enemy when it's making a mistake

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being conservative is a microaggression

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pray4peace4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shitpost or real?

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FUJIMO_1977 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come get your STar of MAGA

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RealHappyFeet 1 point ago +1 / -0

This would funny if it didn't have so much truth in it

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Barron2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will eventually pull voting records and use them to create a social credit score like China has. If you voted for Trump, you’ll be blacklisted from all essential services. No bank account, no credit cards, no online accounts of any kind, no... wait, this is actually sounding kinda awesome. Let me just stop there.

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Captain_Deadpool 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever pre boonking double plus good.

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Freyjaschild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give one of the dems time and they'll try to hide it in a bill.

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ThePastDays 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now we begin the impeachment proceedings against Joepedo and Cameltoe.

Non-stop for years. Never let up.

Push the dems to the breaking point. Drive them insane. Make them rue the day they went against our President.

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Peachykeen74 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you mean bill-vetoing violence against their clown show communist agenda, than yes.

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BestTimeToBAlive 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is just in case Dominion falls through

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Please reject violence and donate money now to peace-loving groups like Black Lives Matter."

Signed, your totally non-violent friends on the left

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Nobrakesmike 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does congress have a 14% approval rating. Way too high.

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EtRpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's celebrate everyone!

It's a new Repub(Democrat)lican party!

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1984means1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised, as they have decided to go full bore with the "Nazi" argument. We are all terrorists and Nazi's now.

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VikingHalo45 1 point ago +1 / -0

You all laugh.....

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RARA2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another phony impeachment 😂

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Ricky_CIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dems: "Why you gotta make me hit you baby?"