That's the underlying joke I guess. This impeachment was done in a single day with zero witnesses called, no hearings. No opportunity for the president to present his case. It was even more of a sham than last time and last time was egregious. Impeachment exists now only as a tool for political attack. It is thoroughly delegitimized as a process for holding elected officials to account. It is in no way attached to any sort of principal of fair legal consideration or due process or even the requirement to have any actual evidence. The biggest shame of all is Republicans who voted in favor of it without demanding their be any shred of procedure here. So yeah, now it's just the type of thing you go through the motions for, to get a free foot long.
Exactly. I emailed the image to a lefty friend of mine without comment. She responded - "Are you embarrassed yet?".
And I laughed.
We have to enjoy satire and sarcasm while we still can, Pedes. The thought police are already trying to remove humor as a tool of political persuasion.
"It's a little-known addition to Article II, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution you may not have heard of," said Constitutional scholar Jenna Ellis. According to Ellis, the full section reads as follows:
"The President, Vice President and all Civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. And also, if they get impeached three times in one term, we ought to give them some kind of consolation prize because that's pretty impressive. A foot-long sub, maybe."
It’s really about as meaningful now!
That's the underlying joke I guess. This impeachment was done in a single day with zero witnesses called, no hearings. No opportunity for the president to present his case. It was even more of a sham than last time and last time was egregious. Impeachment exists now only as a tool for political attack. It is thoroughly delegitimized as a process for holding elected officials to account. It is in no way attached to any sort of principal of fair legal consideration or due process or even the requirement to have any actual evidence. The biggest shame of all is Republicans who voted in favor of it without demanding their be any shred of procedure here. So yeah, now it's just the type of thing you go through the motions for, to get a free foot long.
Solid explanation.
Too bad we don't have free elections otherwise the Democratic party would cease to exist in 4-8 years.
Exactly. I emailed the image to a lefty friend of mine without comment. She responded - "Are you embarrassed yet?".
And I laughed.
We have to enjoy satire and sarcasm while we still can, Pedes. The thought police are already trying to remove humor as a tool of political persuasion.
Three more impeachments and he gets a free sub
I was hoping you'd say a free peach
A roll of peach mints.
One more and he'll have a Hat Trick!
But no free sub...
No Trump has to buy a cookie and a pop combo to get the impeachment sub for free.
Pelosi can cover the $1.84
"It's a little-known addition to Article II, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution you may not have heard of," said Constitutional scholar Jenna Ellis. According to Ellis, the full section reads as follows:
"The President, Vice President and all Civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. And also, if they get impeached three times in one term, we ought to give them some kind of consolation prize because that's pretty impressive. A foot-long sub, maybe."
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Liberal butt hurt isn't a reason for Impeachment.
It is now. (has been since last year actually)
laughs in rebates
Link - https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1349412155846754304
LOL!
🤣🤣🤣 kek
Actually a subway flyer has more validity than the impeachment papers.