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rockettails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, it reads like a fan fic lol As much as I want it to be true.

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RandyShackleford 5 points ago +5 / -0

Marine.

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rockettails 4 points ago +4 / -0

soldier

And just like that, a loud collective REEEEEEEEEEE from Marines everywhere was heard around the globe.

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Schiffblower 8 points ago +10 / -2

That’s about as believable as the entirety of all Q drops combined

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narvster 6 points ago +7 / -1

I wish the article had finished with: "then everyone in the room clapped according to our source"

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NoCoupForYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Update: General Justin Amash tells Pelosi - "We're coming for you."

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rockettails 2 points ago +2 / -0

As much as I want to believe this to be true (I have no doubt he told her to fuck off, I'm talking about the wording), I can't trust this.

A Pentagon source speaking under promise of anonymity told Real Raw News

I've had it with the "anonymous sources" that can never be verified while making bold claims. And lets be real, "Real Raw News" isn't going to be my first stop if I'm sharing a story of Pelosi getting verbally knifehanded into the Sun by the Commandant of the Marine Corps.

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sickofaltspin 2 points ago +3 / -1

More fan fiction.

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sickofaltspin 1 point ago +1 / -0

username checks out.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +2 / -1

When does this fictional account come out on video?

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Aditon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where are the sources. Why is nothing on this article actually provable. I'd love to believe this is real, but it's so fucking fake sounding I cringed.

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droob [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

I like IT !

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Chayabrocha321 0 points ago +1 / -1

Cool

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Chayabrocha321 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pelosi has a lot against her

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Chayabrocha321 3 points ago +3 / -0

A lot of people dislike pelosi and want her out.