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DCSucks 65 points ago +68 / -3

Right? How the fuck could you read that and not know it's fake. I would have believed a transcript of the court scene in My Cousin Vinny before I believe that bullshit

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USADNA 22 points ago +23 / -1

Hollywood writers working side gigs until the Rona passes

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blacktankguy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reads like a Babylonbee article....hysterical

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jdog 8 points ago +8 / -0

But it says real raw news /s

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AngrySerb1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmfao yep

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QEBL486 2 points ago +3 / -1

I love that movie... “did you say yoots?”

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Shitforbrainsss 9 points ago +10 / -1

Lol me too

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought my dick was going to explode

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TheKingOL 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, I got wood. And for once no Lin.

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Intothewind82 84 points ago +84 / -0

Sorry Pede, as a fellow Devil Dog, I'd love nothing more, however, this story, and the whole damn website is a giant LARP...... Hilarious stories if you scroll to the bottom tho!

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Maga0351 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’ve been out for 8 years, but I’ve always understood the Commandant to be a DC ball gurgling position.

Chesty Puller used to always refer to the generals in DC “those fat-assed generals” and he butted heads with them until they basically kicked em out.

And for whatever reason, since Ollie North, they keep dragging current or former Marine officers into glowie positions, like Mueller.

I’ve never trusted a Marine officer above Major. Well, except for Mattis, but that didn’t work out for me.

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Legionnaire0311 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bingo. Up to about Captain or Major, they can still be decent. After that, the shit required to rank up damn near requires corruption.

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Choomguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking mattis makes me happy i was never a marine.

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ThatGuyWithThatThing 29 points ago +30 / -1

Fake news the whole site

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cleancutcutlet 5 points ago +7 / -2

Who cares! This is what we'll tell our children when they'll ask us about what happened. Because she deserves it.

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True_Grits 18 points ago +22 / -4

Wishful thinking. Same guy that signed the letter condemning if the “treasonous and seditious” activities at the capitol. Unfortunately, even our Marine Corp leadership have become cucks.

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312righty 11 points ago +12 / -1

I’m still not convinced that letter is legit.

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PoliticiansAreWhores 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've posted the letter on official military sites!

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CrackerJack2 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do you that letter was real?
You can't unless you have it in your hands and inspect it very closely.
I can get you about 800,000 paper ballots that were said by some people to be real.

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looked at the "document" in question. My best guess is it's definitely NOT an actual piece of paper that these guys signed.
It seems to be a electronically generated letter.
Definitely now SERIOUSLY question it.
Give me the original or I say the Joint Chiefs letter should NOT be accepted.
You guys may quite easily have been hosed.

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still,
I don't trust electronic media without extreme verification. Let's see now, connecting to the entire world won't let any enemies have an extreme, new advantage, can it?
Call me old fashioned. Or possibly a little wiser?

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 11 points ago +11 / -0

A Pentagon source speaking under promise of anonymity

Nope. Full stop.

That shits doesn't fly. Source or gtfo.

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Dutch_Christian 2 points ago +2 / -0

As the old saying goes: pics or it didn't happen.

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NoCoupForYou 9 points ago +9 / -0

My source? It's RealNaturalOrganicNews.com. Be sure to pick up our Crunchy Granola Kit, no GMOs, only $99/lb. It helps us bring you more news from our secret informant close to the JCS.

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MyNewToy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Half the shit on that site is Q stuff. I'm calling bullshit

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LiskaEman 5 points ago +7 / -2

We may be loosing our country, but I sure as hell am enjoying the ride down ! Nice to see some are still loyal.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fake and gay.

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nakedjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Super fake and super gay.

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Lazy8 5 points ago +5 / -0

As the master himself would say it "FAKE NEWS" man that site is fucking shit!

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BahamaDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fake or not, it brought a tear to my eye.

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FucKamala 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doubt that ever happened, but a nice little tall tale nonetheless

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CrackerJack2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't know. But it very well written!

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leeloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this Marine.

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PepeKek2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

Site is pure LARP

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cosmichyperlapse 3 points ago +3 / -0

My freedom boner is so hard right now. I could get used to this kind of Patriotica.

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colinsackorpick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't think so-- drunkass nancy got shot down when she called them for nuke codes....which they don't effing have (but she's an idiot so.....). she sure didn't go to the well again especially since the covid vax gave her bell's palsy and she can't move her damn mouth.

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JoeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's Great or based as some of you all would say.

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sketchy_at_best 3 points ago +4 / -1

LARP

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SJBHamilton 2 points ago +4 / -2

This site looks like pure clickbait.

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watchman87 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is fake . there is no source . its totally made up

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fu-greta 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what's the real reason Pelosi needs so much military presence in DC on the inauguration day? They know there won't be any Trump supporters. Only antifa and blm cause violence, but they fully control them and they can call antifa off. What's the reason then? I bet Pelosi is afraid Trump can arrest her and the rest of the coup participants on that day.

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easedel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Optics

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fu-greta 2 points ago +2 / -0

The optics are not going to be very pleasant: Biden surrounded by only military and NG personnel.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anonymous Pentagon source, my hero!

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow that would be so awesome if proven true... Which it really doesn't sound like at all!! Lol

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easedel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea my truth meter on that is like at 1%.

1% being he did talk to her haha

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ohhh, I need a smoke.......

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DCSucks 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's fake FFS

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ravonaf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell me again how the Marines don't answer directly to the President. If true, amazing story. He should have reported her for treason.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn it, I almost bought into it... My excuse is though, I'm preoccupied with work.

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

pelosi, listen up you little shit. ill have you know i have 300 confirmed kills ...

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’re they her wrinkled prune poon lips?

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SALTYBALLS 1 point ago +2 / -1

Based

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DCSucks 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's fake FFS

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

cracked, poisonous lips

EVERY. WORD. TRUE.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody that has power, also has Trump's back.

So, yes.

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bothloveocean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, he’s not wrong.

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looked at the Joint Chiefs "document" in question. My best guess is it's definitely NOT an actual piece of paper that these guys signed. It seems to be a electronically generated letter. Definitely now SERIOUSLY question it. Give me the original or I say the Joint Chiefs letter should NOT be accepted. You guys may quite easily have been hosed.

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Legionnaire0311 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a former Marine, YES I still think the military doesn't have Trump's back. Higher ranking officers are nothing more than politicians, they are trash. The guys that they promote and keep close are trash. This creates rot, and when I was in there was an enormous brain drain as the good ones left and the losers with no options stayed on. They were fucking recruiting gangbangers and people were given the choice to do time or join up. Those were the recruitment standards, and I promise it hasn't gotten better. Oh and women were getting $10k-$20k signing bonuses just for having vaginas, and then using said vaginas to fuck their way up the ranks.

The military will follow their orders, they will follow who writes their checks, and those people work for the CCP. Yes, they will turn on us. Get this LARP hopium shit out of here.

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Dutch_Christian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do not know if it is true, but it made for a great read!

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Legionnaire0311 1 point ago +2 / -1

I fucking hate Q and the people who follow it for ruining this site.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still don't. Because I haven't seen any meaningful action from our military to protect our Republic. 7 days to go.

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GamebredPitbull 1 point ago +4 / -3

faggot larp.

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DCSucks 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's fake FFS

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HerrnMalor 1 point ago +3 / -2

Crack smoking LARPers.

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GetUpStandUp 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fake and gay.

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45isthebomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know it's fiction. It was still fun to read. Lighten up Francis

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CosaNostra 1 point ago +3 / -2

Doesn't look legit at all that site.