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DCSucks 65 points ago +68 / -3

Right? How the fuck could you read that and not know it's fake. I would have believed a transcript of the court scene in My Cousin Vinny before I believe that bullshit

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USADNA 22 points ago +23 / -1

Hollywood writers working side gigs until the Rona passes

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blacktankguy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reads like a Babylonbee article....hysterical

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jdog 8 points ago +8 / -0

But it says real raw news /s

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AngrySerb1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmfao yep

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QEBL486 2 points ago +3 / -1

I love that movie... “did you say yoots?”

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Shitforbrainsss 9 points ago +10 / -1

Lol me too

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought my dick was going to explode

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TheKingOL 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, I got wood. And for once no Lin.