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Sigma 21 points ago +21 / -0

Virtue signaling.

“Helloz fellow conservatives, you like veterans and war heroes, amirite??”

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SteelMongoose 8 points ago +8 / -0

He was so relieved when the focus group said he wouldn't need the peg-leg after all.

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aconcernedtroll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wearing a mask before it was cool.

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Dreadnot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Completely unnecessary, you can tell by how he talks.

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bit0101 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'd have a eyepatch that looked like a Borg implant, just sayin.

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ColonelTravis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Whenever I see a picture of him, I automatically hear the pirate from Spongebob, in my head.

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Memeoverlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 in austin powers

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VA-Pede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Woman I know with a glass eye will take it out and hand it to you, often without even being asked.

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trump_is_john_galt 8 points ago +8 / -0

One of my best friends in junior high had a glass eye and once during lunch he sneezed so hard his glass eye popped out and flew across the lunchroom. It grossed everyone out and the story got exaggerated into everyone projectile vomiting all over each other.

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't you mean projecteyele vomiting?

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trump_is_john_galt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indubitably!

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GODwins76 1 point ago +2 / -1

Needs more exaggerations.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I worked with a guy one time. Dude had a glass eye. He'd take it out, pop a grape in right infront of you. Dude was funny. Name was david.

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Peachykeen74 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? Gross! What a party trick, lol.

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Desktop 8 points ago +8 / -0

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF TRAITOR.

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DebbieinDallas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peter Falk (Columbo) had a glass eye. Jack Elam (western character actor in Support Your Local sheriff) had a glass eye. My 90 year old neighbor has a glass eye.

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LearnedHat 6 points ago +6 / -0

several?

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Dreadnot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably more common than you think, I imagine a modern glass eye is pretty good.

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Fangerang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea I had a teacher back in middle school that had a glass eye, never once saw him wear an eyepatch.

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Imransgarage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha good point.

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

With the technology around today, people should be getting the red Terminator eye.

Sort of like what the salesman said to Kramer:

This is like, you're almost glad to be handicapped.

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Couldn't remember the name and had to look it up, the guy who was so great in comics and cartoons and was made to look like such a loser in the X-Men movies.

Cyclops

If you want to cover your eyes, wear his glasses thing.

Pirates?

That is so four hundred years ago.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here. Before we learned how much of a cuck he was, I liked the eyepatch. I thought it made him look like Big Boss from the Metal Gear Solid games.

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Adwest232323 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe this is new thing, have some weird feature like tulsi and the hair.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

or AOC and the cavernous skull cavity.

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +4 / -1

Too bad the Sniper didn't get the other one

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tom_of_rj_fame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, you do have a point. Sort of like the McCain is a hero forever role - because.

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Socialismsuckz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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fuqdup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking as one myself, the only time I wore an eyepatch was on the bar stage playing in a rock band in college. It was fun, but felt pretty douchey in normal life, even more so now that I'm old.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=dan+crenshaw+glass+eye&t=brave&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

Dan has freaky glass eyes. He has a trident and a Captain America. He says the Captain America is his fav. :p

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe someone should offer a free tatt to make it look like the pucker hole?

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WorkLiftSleepRepeat -1 points ago +1 / -2

Eh. Personally I despise the guy but don't like the eye patch insult. Reaching there.

If I ever lost an eye I'd just own it rather than the fake eyeball thing.