One of my best friends in junior high had a glass eye and once during lunch he sneezed so hard his glass eye popped out and flew across the lunchroom. It grossed everyone out and the story got exaggerated into everyone projectile vomiting all over each other.
Peter Falk (Columbo) had a glass eye. Jack Elam (western character actor in Support Your Local sheriff) had a glass eye. My 90 year old neighbor has a glass eye.
With the technology around today, people should be getting the red Terminator eye.
Sort of like what the salesman said to Kramer:
This is like, you're almost glad to be handicapped.
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Couldn't remember the name and had to look it up, the guy who was so great in comics and cartoons and was made to look like such a loser in the X-Men movies.
Cyclops
If you want to cover your eyes, wear his glasses thing.
Same here. Before we learned how much of a cuck he was, I liked the eyepatch. I thought it made him look like Big Boss from the Metal Gear Solid games.
Speaking as one myself, the only time I wore an eyepatch was on the bar stage playing in a rock band in college. It was fun, but felt pretty douchey in normal life, even more so now that I'm old.
Virtue signaling.
“Helloz fellow conservatives, you like veterans and war heroes, amirite??”
He was so relieved when the focus group said he wouldn't need the peg-leg after all.
Wearing a mask before it was cool.
Completely unnecessary, you can tell by how he talks.
I'd have a eyepatch that looked like a Borg implant, just sayin.
Whenever I see a picture of him, I automatically hear the pirate from Spongebob, in my head.
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Woman I know with a glass eye will take it out and hand it to you, often without even being asked.
One of my best friends in junior high had a glass eye and once during lunch he sneezed so hard his glass eye popped out and flew across the lunchroom. It grossed everyone out and the story got exaggerated into everyone projectile vomiting all over each other.
Don't you mean projecteyele vomiting?
I like the cut of your jib, sir.
Indubitably!
Needs more exaggerations.
I worked with a guy one time. Dude had a glass eye. He'd take it out, pop a grape in right infront of you. Dude was funny. Name was david.
What? Gross! What a party trick, lol.
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF TRAITOR.
Peter Falk (Columbo) had a glass eye. Jack Elam (western character actor in Support Your Local sheriff) had a glass eye. My 90 year old neighbor has a glass eye.
several?
Probably more common than you think, I imagine a modern glass eye is pretty good.
Yea I had a teacher back in middle school that had a glass eye, never once saw him wear an eyepatch.
Ha good point.
With the technology around today, people should be getting the red Terminator eye.
Sort of like what the salesman said to Kramer:
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Couldn't remember the name and had to look it up, the guy who was so great in comics and cartoons and was made to look like such a loser in the X-Men movies.
If you want to cover your eyes, wear his glasses thing.
Pirates?
That is so four hundred years ago.
Same here. Before we learned how much of a cuck he was, I liked the eyepatch. I thought it made him look like Big Boss from the Metal Gear Solid games.
Maybe this is new thing, have some weird feature like tulsi and the hair.
or AOC and the cavernous skull cavity.
Too bad the Sniper didn't get the other one
Well, you do have a point. Sort of like the McCain is a hero forever role - because.
Lol
Speaking as one myself, the only time I wore an eyepatch was on the bar stage playing in a rock band in college. It was fun, but felt pretty douchey in normal life, even more so now that I'm old.
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Dan has freaky glass eyes. He has a trident and a Captain America. He says the Captain America is his fav. :p
Maybe someone should offer a free tatt to make it look like the pucker hole?
Eh. Personally I despise the guy but don't like the eye patch insult. Reaching there.
If I ever lost an eye I'd just own it rather than the fake eyeball thing.