You're doing this wrong, you have to join the local democratic party so the next time they need someone to drive that van with all the extra ballots they pick you
This is the right idea. Run for office too, as a democrat, and campaign using all of their bullshit slogans and platform. It will be easy to beat any republican, just call them racist. The media will support and protect you, blindly. It's easy being a democrat.
You're doing this wrong, you have to join the local democratic party so the next time they need someone to drive that van with all the extra ballots they pick you
This is the right idea. Run for office too, as a democrat, and campaign using all of their bullshit slogans and platform. It will be easy to beat any republican, just call them racist. The media will support and protect you, blindly. It's easy being a democrat.
I plan on doing this for real (maybe when I retire). How would we identify who's a pede tho?
Check their breath. If it doesn't smell like meth or Cub Scouts, it's a pede.