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Monsieur_Novembre 138 points ago +139 / -1

You're doing this wrong, you have to join the local democratic party so the next time they need someone to drive that van with all the extra ballots they pick you

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what_the_shet 50 points ago +52 / -2

This is the right idea. Run for office too, as a democrat, and campaign using all of their bullshit slogans and platform. It will be easy to beat any republican, just call them racist. The media will support and protect you, blindly. It's easy being a democrat.

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Yams_are_better 10 points ago +10 / -0

I plan on doing this for real (maybe when I retire). How would we identify who's a pede tho?

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skellywell 14 points ago +14 / -0

Check their breath. If it doesn't smell like meth or Cub Scouts, it's a pede.