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posted ago by itisoktowakeupnow ago by itisoktowakeupnow +415 / -0

My grandson just asked me "Is Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?" Don't forget to laugh my dear pedes. This shit is shit but you still need to smile.

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AmericaIsBack 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thanks for the smile. Your grandson sounds like a stable genius in the making.

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Flitch 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dangerously free and analytical thought on the young man's part.

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IamDEMONetIZED 9 points ago +9 / -0

Your grandson been readin' internet memes asking same question.
They are communist propaganda to destabilize the family with stupid questions.

:)

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Super_degenerate 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was a farmer who had a DOG and bingo was his name-o

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JerryJerryJerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you just assume that sentence's subject's species and sex? I don't think they've invented an "-ist" name bad enough to call you yet.

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Bender4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first descriptor is the farmer. ‘His’ could be the farmer or the dog.

“There was a farmer who had some land and Wallace was his name”

Still works. No change.

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Furshezil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never thought of it like that. 😂

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

My god...

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

W H O A

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RenandStimpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG, thank you so much! LMAO

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macrolinx 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the kind of radical free thinkers the Patriot Party needs!

I've pondered this exact question multiple times...

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QueenMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for the much needed laugh

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Nogozone 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a farmer who had a dog and bingo was his name O. B. I. N.G.O.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. Isn't English fun?

My brother was always afraid of the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. I never understood that, because we have two eyes, no horns, can't fly, and rarely look purple.

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itisoktowakeupnow [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is your uncle a democrat politician?

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL