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posted ago by itisoktowakeupnow ago by itisoktowakeupnow +415 / -0

My grandson just asked me "Is Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?" Don't forget to laugh my dear pedes. This shit is shit but you still need to smile.

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Super_degenerate 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was a farmer who had a DOG and bingo was his name-o

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JerryJerryJerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you just assume that sentence's subject's species and sex? I don't think they've invented an "-ist" name bad enough to call you yet.

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Bender4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first descriptor is the farmer. ‘His’ could be the farmer or the dog.

“There was a farmer who had some land and Wallace was his name”

Still works. No change.