Picked up pizza for the family tonight. Shitfuck inside freaks the fuck out, "SIR!!!! YOU NEED TO HAVE A MASK!!!!!"

I looked at her and said, "Don't worry, I'm protected by thoughts and prayers." Shot a smile and walked up to the counter. Lady at the counter asks how she can help me while Shitfuck has another go at it with, "SIR! WHERE IS YOUR MASK?!"

I give her a cold, dead stare, calmly bust her six foot bubble and reply, "Look lady, we're all gonna be just fine. Now I've got $40 worth of shit that I've already bought and paid for and am here to just pick up and leave. Now you can go and get it and I can be out of here quickly or I can stand here nice and patiently while you refund my money and then figure out what to do with all that food. What's it gonna be?"

Walked out with my food and watched two dudes waiting to get their orders take off their masks.

I, for one, will fight in any arena I am given. Whether it be digital, or it smells of pepperoni.