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posted ago by Spicy_Trash_Panda +40 / -0

I am but a humble meat cutter for a small store but I come hoping this gets out. Anyone in or near Michigan DO NOT go near Lansing, and if you are there, skip town. One of my more based regulars mentioned fliers being found in our downtown area mentioning a "Movement on the Capitol" for this coming weekend (16-17) and my gfs mom (works at a place crawling with vets) heard a guardie coworker mention he was called to be in Lansing this weekend. The regular has been updated to what mods have stickied. Personal speculation time - as stated, humble meat cutter, but guess what I'm doing this weekend...thats right, working, like I expect most of you will be. Who doesn't work weekends? Why commie college students, which we have more than enough of in His Majesty Lord Farquaad's Mitten Kingdom. Hope its just bluster but I've said my piece Lansing=get/stay out pedes.

I am but a humble meat cutter for a small store but I come hoping this gets out. Anyone in or near Michigan DO NOT go near Lansing, and if you are there, skip town. One of my more based regulars mentioned fliers being found in our downtown area mentioning a "Movement on the Capitol" for this coming weekend (16-17) and my gfs mom (works at a place crawling with vets) heard a guardie coworker mention he was called to be in Lansing this weekend. The regular has been updated to what mods have stickied. Personal speculation time - as stated, humble meat cutter, but guess what I'm doing this weekend...thats right, working, like I expect most of you will be. Who doesn't work weekends? Why commie college students, which we have more than enough of in His Majesty Lord Farquaad's Mitten Kingdom. Hope its just bluster but I've said my piece Lansing=get/stay out pedes.
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AgnesDomini 5 points ago +5 / -0

"His Majesty Lord Farquaad's Mitten Kingdom"? Sounds like a T-shirt in the making!

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Spicy_Trash_Panda [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plain text or with graphics? If someone hasn't put it on Amaz - yeah not finishing that name...if I can't buy it I'll make it.

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put it on CafePress.com! You can set up a free shop of ANY design and people can order it to printed up on just about anything---hats, t-shirts, mouse pads, canvas tote bags, flip flops, etc. They handle the billing and shipping, too. Your stuff is available online to buy 24/7, globally.

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know, I think I will look into building an "umbrella" store for the MAGA Party, where any based patriots can sell their merchandise and all the profits go directly to them, sort of an aggregate site of vendors and products. It will need to wait until Spring Break, though, when I am off work, but I have built at least a dozen sites before...

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Spicy_Trash_Panda [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Working it right now. Having issues with graphics. I want the state outline with a half whitmer half Quaad face on the lower peninsula, but not sure how to treat the yoopers...I'm terribly unoriginal and prone to just memory holing great ideas. I absolutely need this.

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. Yoopers are always outliers, aren't they?

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FemalePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for the heads up! I plan on staying home at all costs this weekend! I work on the Southside so I’ve been on high alert already. Thank goodness I don’t work weekends.

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riceman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Them steaks don't cut themselves, and a meat cutter is a pretty good friend to have in my experience. God bless you, and them patriots, stay safe fuckers.

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Spicy_Trash_Panda [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess I'll have to smuggle one of my blades into the gulag for morale. I'll start stretching the ol' rison wallet.

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DesertYote 3 points ago +3 / -0

"But I'm just a rice grinder. What can I do?" This is a line from sn ancient (early 70's) Jackie Chan movie.

You might be a humble meat cutter, but your a hero to us.

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Spicy_Trash_Panda [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Earliest Chan film I've seen was "Snake in the Eagle's Shadow." His early work was hillarious, will have to check that one out.

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DesertYote 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just went through Jackie Chan's films as listed on Wikipedia. I couldn't find it. I saw this film in 1983 on "Kung Fu Theater". It has all of the characteristics of a Chan film, it's really funny and filled with outrageous acrobatics. Now I'm not sure if it was Jackie Chan.

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bicyclesandboats 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks!

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