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thunderpussy 67 points ago +68 / -1

You mean the Harris term.........

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fuqdup 77 points ago +78 / -1

You mean Trump's 2nd term.....

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thunderpussy 12 points ago +12 / -0

True, but that is the Democrats plan.

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Normal 48 points ago +51 / -3

Mark my words Joe Biden will NOT be president.

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Letsreasonok 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ive long thought biden will have a mysterious accident And kamala will turn to killary as vp.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm hoping it's Crazy Nancy.

Imagine having the first African-Dot-Indian-Jamaican-Hooker President, and first Psychopathic-Alcoholic-Botixic Vice President.

The next four years are going to make 2020 look boring as hell.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden doesn’t drink. He slurs his words sober. I’m not joking btw.

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ShadowInv 4 points ago +4 / -0

His college roomate said that Joe Biden doesn't drink because Joe feels like he could be at-risk for acting out on his desire for minors, correct? From 2018.

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Normal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. hell he admitted it and she said a Harris Administration. Planned.

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Lord9Genesis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. We elected Trump on Nov 3. Sleepy Joe BuyDem and his crime family will never again see the oval. Same for Jezebel Harris.

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still don't really think he will be president , guess we will know in 7 days

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chubbs327 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been holding out hope that something would happen and the courts would actually look at the blatant evidence of voter fraud and do something, but at this point, it sure looks like Biden is going to be in there. Trump has already said they will transition power. I don't like it and I don't want to believe it bc i know there was fraudulent votes, but sure seems like the powers that be have already decided. On top of that, I don't think Trump would've won 2016 if they had thought he had any chance of beating Hilary, they would have cheated like they did this time by 'finding' the votes they need to win... that' s the only way democrats ever win.. they have to cheat

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

he will be a fake one

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maga_mama_757 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're going to use the 25th on Joe. Probably pretty quickly, he is declining rapidly. So you're right that he'll have nothing to show for his "term!"

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LIBS_are_LOSERS 15 points ago +15 / -0

The people will be devastated! 80 million votes. The most popular president ever. Such a shame

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

My bet is on 90 days in, they'll break out the 25th.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

The not actually black lady in the seat. Then they get to put Killary as VP then they Clintoncide Kum0ala and then "it's her turn"......

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OppaiZuriZuri 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think he'll beat William Henry Harrison?

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the over/under marker

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mark my words: They'll Weekend at Bernie's his ass if they need to in order to make him last to the point so that when Harris takes over, she can run for two more full terms.

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maga_mama_757 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean they haven't already? LOL. He looks like dead man walking.

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Guillotifa 8 points ago +8 / -0

What's stupid about an impeachment trial is you have to have evidence.... did we skip that bit or are we done playacting like the 1st amendment is a thing and justice in this country exists at all?

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chubbs327 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah, pretty much due process was ended for any conservative about 2 years ago when the FBI knowingly used false information to spy on the Trump campaign, followed by the 2 year long Russian collusion hoax... but it really wasn't a hoax, its just that it was Hillary that did it, not Trump

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Jefferson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obama's term is stiff competition.

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thunderpussy 49 points ago +49 / -0

Biden doesn't even remember BEING in the Senate, let alone the rules.....

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lordvon 14 points ago +14 / -0

RIGHT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN IN THE SENATE FOR DECADES AND HE STILL DOES NOT KNOW

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thunderpussy 14 points ago +14 / -0

I've watched him almost his whole career since I was a kid. He literally was known as the dumbest Senator in the place, and one of the biggest frauds and phonies.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is correct.

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1in1024th 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who knew he'd greatly surpass his fraudliness and phoniness

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YoureMyFavPerson 7 points ago +7 / -0

He wasn't paying attention. He was too busy sniffing kids.

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Redditcanblowme 45 points ago +45 / -0

Joe didn't write this. I guaranfuckingtee at 10:19 PM at night Joe is not awake. A staffer who doesn't know shit about shit wrote this.

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PoliticiansAreWhores 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone gonna get fired!

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Guillotifa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doubt it. Biden would have to ask his masters for permission first

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Guillotifa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reasonable Dems aka RINOs still have no morals, despite their awareness of the cognitive dissonance

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whippeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Unity apparently actually means ‘comply with us and stop complaining, or else’

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Hoshi 21 points ago +21 / -0

Has Biden ever typed one word out on his own twitter account or did no one give him the keys?

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NaCl_kang 8 points ago +8 / -0

Came to say the same thing. mf'r probably 5 hours into sleeping already.

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MaouRem 17 points ago +17 / -0

But doesn't impeachment mean it's just another Tuesday? Could have sworn these happen every Tuesday

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FuckRioters 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bipartisan? It looked AWFULLY partisan to me, looking at the vote, just saying.

This was just as "bipartisan" as his definition of "unity." Go fuck yourself illegitimate Joe.

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

They always claim "bipartisan" even if only a single Repuke. It's wordplay bullshit.

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just call him ILL JOE because it describes multiple things at the same time.

No seriously he is ill, and everyone around him wants to use that to their own advantage.

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BillboDickens 11 points ago +11 / -0

Joe Briben doesn't tweet. Some 22yo retard intern with a degree in grievance studies does it. Unlike Trump, nothing written from Joe Biden is actually from Joe Biden.

It's too hard to write in dementia.

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Abe622 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a fuck stick

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AnointedVisions 6 points ago +7 / -1

He gonna be mad when we impeach him every week starting on the 21st

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xzars_folly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rules? You think they care about rules anymore?

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’ve only ever cared about rules to use them against their enemies and in planning how to get around them.

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AH1F 4 points ago +4 / -0

TREASON CAN RESULT IN THE DEATH PENALTY——THINK ABOUT THAT JOE

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lordvon 4 points ago +4 / -0

did you just use the word smart with me?

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Dahnald2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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NoCoupForYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

His bluehaired 32-year old chubby BA Comm major that writes the tweet didn't know that.

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ThirstyLibertyTree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden will, if anything, be a footnote President.

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PapaPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

He won't be president

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Dreadnot 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are also not in session. They come back the 19th.

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Lord9Genesis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ummm...anyone actually believe Sleepy Joe can figure out how to use Twitter on his record player? Just sayin'...

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unbeknownst 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bold of you to think he is sentient enough to be posting on twatter by himself

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maga_mama_757 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would be surprised if slowjoe even knows how to use a smartphone.

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2scoops2genders2term 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when he came out to the podium playing Despacito on an iPhone? No way that was his.

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bf4truth 2 points ago +2 / -0

china and the big bangs say do this, and he does it

he doesnt know what is going on

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nightfox02 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol; Biden may just be the stupidest President to ever hold office. The dude is dumber than your average first grader.

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not true OP. Some impeachments of judges have been tried by committees rather than by the whole of the Senate (the whole Senate still voted afterwards). That said, it would incredible if they did that with an impeachment of a President.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

other urgent business of this nation

Pakistani gender studies?

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dkoenigsberg1990 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA my bad KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE jackass. have fun at gitmo

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's getting Jealous that everyone always talks about Trump.

"But it's MYYYYY TURN NOW!!!!"

I hope he loses it and starts acting petty like that, and ALL Americans turn away from him in disgust.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rules!?! We don't need no stinkin' rules! --Dems, definitely

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trumpmixtape 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard NPR report that he wants congress to split their time 50% on impeachment/50% on other stuff lol

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

McCuckell says no.

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CommunismIsForLosers 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, if the senate chose to focus on impeachment and nothing else, at a snail's pace for 4 years, to ultimately conclude that Trump is innocent again, and also focus on election fraud in 2020 to redpill more normies, just in time for 2024, Joe is good with that, right?

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Firestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn’t McConell put out a statement that the senate will never finalize the impeachment due to time constraint and they’ll solely focus on the “TrAnSiTiOn” for the remaining days? What’s this demented moron talking about.

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Gildoom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe, you old dumb bastard, you literally did all the things you morons lied about Trump doing. The only difference is, the lie about Trump pissing on hookers, and life has taught me that people often project what they do upon others. We know you as Ole Sniffer, but soon we're probably going to learn you like to piss on women.

Tick Tock, not the app, tick tock, your time comes old man. Hell awaits thee.

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ZackMorris_osbro 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is not hopium, this is not coping, if this faggot who they want us to believe got more votes than anyone ever in history becomes President....you ask what gonna go down??

Wow enjoy the show everyone!

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HotCarl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure a staffer runs his social media. I'm not convinced that the operation of a smart phone is within his present scope of competence.

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MagaloriousMax512 1 point ago +1 / -0

They Don’t Follow Rules

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MAGAFox 1 point ago +1 / -0

As if Joe knows what "Constitutional" even means.

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2nd55WatchYour1020 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's lucky if he knows what day it is.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can tell things are getting unstable already because gas’s prices are currently at a 4 year high. The economy is about to shit itself

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Streetz 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know the thing its urgent

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Potato gunna potato.

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tremendous_trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, he obviously doesn't remember what "the other urgent businsess of this nation" is or else he would have been more specific.

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mclsusan 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a door knob!

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NotTheTendies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bipartisan. Lol.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

He knows that. What he is doing though is counting on most people not having any fricking clue how their government works to get away with posting more empty virtue signalling BS.

These people may be dumb, but most of them believe you are. Never forget that.

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SuperChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon man! You ain't president if you ain't president

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tremendous_trump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you ain't dumb, you ain't democrat!