Oh, you know it is some agent named Karen Unibrow.....

She shops at the "meals for one", cat toy, and box wine isle at the grocery after work, before returning to her empty, cat piss smelling house.

Now imagine being paid while having all this fun... where do i sign up

That dude looks like a gas station pocket knife.

They don't have cool beards. We have cool beards.

They have computer tans and six chins