The only people I've ever seen celebrate Kwanzaa were white lefties in very public places (like their classrooms or at their office desk)...and the black people they drug along for the ride (I mean, hell, free party food and cake is hard to pass up, even if you do have to play the smiling dago for a few hours).

*those of you who know will know what I mean by "the smiling dago" -- I've done it, you've done it...time to fess up