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white_rabbit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Apparently he just wouldn't die:

First, Rasputin’s would-be killers gave the monk food and wine laced with cyanide. When he failed to react to the poison, they shot him at close range, leaving him for dead. A short time later, however, Rasputin revived and attempted to escape from the palace grounds, whereupon his assailants shot him again and beat him viciously. Finally, they bound Rasputin, still miraculously alive, and tossed him into a freezing river. His body was discovered several days later and the two main conspirators, Youssupov and Pavlovich were exiled.

Moral of the story? Throw him bound in a freezing river. It's the only way to be sure.

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BlackSalt [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, if you believe the occult tales, was hard to kill. Some say he didn’t die even after all that crazy shit 👀

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MrSir 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some say on cold russian nights you can hear his giant penis still tapping against the glass of its jar.

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based history poster 👌

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, Rasputin was the villain in the first Hellboy movie.

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Generaallucas 1 point ago +1 / -0

they said he was still squirming as they threw him in the river, covered in a carpet.

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rabbidlemur 10 points ago +10 / -0

He actually looks more sane than Dorsey.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rasputin’s beard is more well-kept.

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rabbidlemur 2 points ago +2 / -0

It defintely is.

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poolnoodle 6 points ago +6 / -0

So many Rasputin's in power now.

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Wishdonwasdad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha! That is Jack dorsey!

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Littleirishmaid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Put a head wrap on him.

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Testosteroneape2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Way too manly to be jack Dorsey. I think a tub of soy is more fitting,

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MaximumDistress 5 points ago +5 / -0

That moment when Jack looks worse than Rasputin.

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Kagmaga1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope he goes down easier lol

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Miskyavine 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy had a huge peen cant say the same about dorsey.

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ServerTowerofBabel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't flatter the man.

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hloblart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jack Dorsey is far less bad ass

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BidensWetNurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jack Dorsey is Rumpelstiltskin?