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BasedNinja 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thanks for the advice. Now my laptop is on fire, I got fired from my job for asking for a "safe space", and I'm bleeding profusely after cutting my own dick off and demanding to be called "Jolene".

Act like a Democrat they say. It'll be fun they say.

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Pepe_longcockings [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just keep dilating - once you start using the really big ones, you can handle Michelle

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BS2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

HEY HEY HEY CBS, the rating are better here than on YOUR network!

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Pepe_longcockings [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I sure am glad Biden win legitimately and Drumpf lost lol. Also are there any black people’s boots to kiss around here? Or any babies to abort? I sure do like siphoning out their brains in utero and collapsing their skulls to make the abortion easier

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Salacious_B_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy Dems.

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Avenatti2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Act like a democrat?

Whites are the worst, I acknowledge my privilege, healthcare is a human right, republicans are nazis so let’s silence them , put them on lists, and have privilege discussions about re-education camps. Also, I do my daily soy intake to get enough energy to prep my wife for Jamaal, our bull. Holocaust for Trump supporters, Jamaalocaust for my wife.

Am I doing it right?

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Pepe_longcockings [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

10/10 many updoot for reddit echo chamber

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njb425 3 points ago +3 / -0

do you mean I should burn something and call people racist?

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Bogey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Act like Democrats? Okay, per Teen Vogue...

Take the time to explain to your 12 year old daughter how she can earn money having anal sex with various men.

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Wowzer_papi 2 points ago +2 / -0

CBS viewer here, isn’t that frog waycist?

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

CBS now runs our ad campaign

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

All cops are bastards. But they have to drop everything and come to my aid when some white supremacist in a red hat smirks at me. All cops are fascists with too much power. They should have opened fire on the terrorists at the capitol.

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GopnikGod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooooohhhhhh nooooooo, not CBS.

Whatever shall we do being watched by CBS.

It's almost as if they have nothing better to do and aren't real reporters.

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

CBS = Communist Bull Shit

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LW_Freedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

But that is already what they are reporting lol. It's just that they won't give violent Dems any coverage without the glorification of "racial justice".

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Advhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahaha

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MAGA_Centurion -2 points ago +2 / -4

People have been acting like Democrats for the past year. Muh black unemployment, muh black business loans, muh trust the government plan.