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BasedNinja 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thanks for the advice. Now my laptop is on fire, I got fired from my job for asking for a "safe space", and I'm bleeding profusely after cutting my own dick off and demanding to be called "Jolene".

Act like a Democrat they say. It'll be fun they say.

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Pepe_longcockings [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just keep dilating - once you start using the really big ones, you can handle Michelle