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QUEEFY-VANDERSNATCH 61 points ago +63 / -2

THICC.

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naahbruh 43 points ago +45 / -2

THICC

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ca18det 17 points ago +19 / -2

MY GEOTUSโ€™S ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ DUMMY THICC ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ AND THE CLAP ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ OF HIS ASS-CHEEKS ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ KEEPS HIM FROM MOVING STEALTHILY ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ

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ObamasLooseButthole 16 points ago +17 / -1

And RICH

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dfponysoldier 5 points ago +7 / -2

I came here to post this

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trevortheshone 28 points ago +30 / -2

needs a photoshop of MAGA or Still Your President on the underwear showing through the shorts. Or something better, I'm no memesmith.

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trevortheshone 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nicely done, thanks.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 12 points ago +13 / -1

You are welcome.

Here is a bonus one for you: https://ibb.co/DfqfdfX

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn Gilmore you are good.

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CelticSkull 9 points ago +9 / -0

How about - The Cracken!

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BrewCity33 6 points ago +7 / -1

He needs a speech bubble above his head that says, โ€œBitch, if I wanted soft serve I would have went to Dairy Queen.โ€

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labiator 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kiss my Big Mac Ass would be nice

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Bongshapiro 20 points ago +21 / -1

Now THAT'S a spicy President

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WhiskeyDreams -1 points ago +1 / -2

I think a picture of mike Obamaโ€™s bulge would be funnier on the front page

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TearofLys 15 points ago +15 / -0

What kind of racquet is that? Looks kinda like some older model Pro Staff. I need to know! I want to use the same racquet the President does!

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CertainlyNotEdward 14 points ago +14 / -0

As hilarious as this is, I'd rather updoot proof of voter fraud.

We need signal, not noise, folks.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

High energy, pede. It got us into the White House and itโ€™ll keep us in it!

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OconusLurex 3 points ago +3 / -0

This on the front page, as well as vol 3 of of the Navarro Report.

We've got both signal and noise, CBS SeeBS & ADL bitchez

We are thicc; we contain multitudes.

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CertainlyNotEdward 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck yeah.

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FuckGovernment 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like to wear whitie tighties too.

They help hold up my humongous balls.

They are kind of like a bra for huge testicles.

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PhoneBandit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try 2undr. They come with a pouch. Sure you pop out from time to time, but they are glorious.

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Katedenson 12 points ago +13 / -1

Isn't it nice that we know how to laugh at our guy without taking it seriously?

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +8 / -2

Itโ€™s because of that, that itโ€™s one of my favorite pics. Itโ€™s just so funny.

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Guillotifa 6 points ago +10 / -4

I love Trump but I did not need to know his undies preference ๐Ÿ˜–

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RedBloodofPatriotism 19 points ago +20 / -1

I did ๐Ÿ˜

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JoyousMischief 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kek

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You_Aint_Black 8 points ago +10 / -2

Boomers already showing up! Itโ€™s working!

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BigOakNC 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm switching to tighty-whities!

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YugYensid 5 points ago +6 / -1

The Rump administration

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, I had to chuckle at that one.

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magasf3n 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at that glorious man

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dirtymikeandthebois 4 points ago +4 / -0

licks lips

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JoyousMischief 4 points ago +4 / -0

That'll sure make them feel like asses.

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Tommyjoe2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thicc

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

tightie-whities are coming back in style boys! "das rayciss"

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice and thick.

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PhoneBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's America's ass. Not some gay actor.

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Scoopy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally some proper THICC presentation!

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Mrmiyagi 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is what maximum male performance looks like

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is glorious. It really deserves a place of honor in the webpage: for the un-logged-in.

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Pederella 1 point ago +1 / -0

This Alpha man's package would never fit in a soyboy budgie smuggler.

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some Bundle of Sticks needs to get Deported!

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Lordkek 1 point ago +2 / -1

ไน‡ไน‚ใ„’ๅฐบๅ‚ใ€€ใ„’ๅ„ไธจๅŒšๅŒš

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WisestGuru93 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love GEOTUS. And I love tennis too and I can tell by his grip alone that he picked up tennis later in life and not good xD. I love you P. DJT

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ringo1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazing form.

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that Tony Little the QVC exercise guy? LOL