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DutchMFer 139 points ago +148 / -9

Impeached Twice and no blow jobs.

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VirTW 125 points ago +130 / -5

Trump doesn't settle for blow jobs, he grabs for the pussy

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Numaeus 108 points ago +110 / -2

Plenty of pussies all around him to pick from, starting with Pence.

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fluffykitten 29 points ago +30 / -1

must smell bad if the flies are attracted to the dead fish

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bck- 23 points ago +23 / -0

That’s actually the sulfur they’re attracted to

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Numaeus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thankfully Nancy stays well clear of GEOTUS, or the cloud of flies would be unbearable to him.

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Phishhed44 8 points ago +9 / -1

Are you insultings his bottom surgerieses?!! REEeeeeee!!!!

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +6 / -1

😄😄😄

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TrumpsWall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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TrumpWonByALandslide 15 points ago +15 / -0

Feels bad man.

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Chad_Dudebroski 9 points ago +9 / -0

He doesn't need to get one from his white house interns

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Dr0neRec0very 10 points ago +11 / -1

Bill Clinton is a rapist.

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Chad_Dudebroski 6 points ago +6 / -0

1nf0w4rs d0t c0m

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +6 / -1

Or Epstein’s island.

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brassmule 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thankfully no President has ever been impeached for getting blowjobs in the oval office.

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Whoopies_tds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or crimes

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deplorablepatriot 77 points ago +77 / -0

Wear it like a badge of honor. 7 hours after articles delivered, he was impeached by Congress which is almost universally despised.

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FinalDeliverance 30 points ago +31 / -1

Congress with something like 18% approval rating?

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deplorablepatriot 34 points ago +34 / -0

18% might as well be zero. Just checked and it was last measured at 15% approve, 3% no opinion and 82% disapprove.

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bidensmissingbrain 26 points ago +26 / -0

Congress = 15% approval rating Trump = over 50% approval rating

Congress: "Trump is obviously the problem here."

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HockeyMom4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

I believe Gaetz said it was 9%

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Ravenmaster68 3 points ago +3 / -0

9% The infamous Christie mark.

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ravonaf 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's what's so great about rigged elections. Now the approval rating doesn't matter.

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

Almost breaks the record of how fast they started talking impeachment when he was first elected. I've heard claims it was 21 minutes.

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Skyrison 6 points ago +6 / -0

i hope they impeach him for the next 6 days LOL

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xxxMAGA420xxx 51 points ago +51 / -0

It's an isolation of his own choosing.

GAB is available!

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 37 points ago +37 / -0

^This. We need to stop legitimizing Twitter. Make it as relevant as Myspace. Gab is the way.

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SpiroSalamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

thought about starting a presence on myspace. goes to check. yup still there https://myspace.com/

would be fun to get kicked off of there for sharing the news, too.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the Digital Detroit. Gentrify that bastard!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's probably still loading

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LtPatterson 9 points ago +10 / -1

Kushner told him no to gab.

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TeaPahrTay 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oy Vey!

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

This serious or a joke? Kushner is a fucking worm. Should have been cast out 3 years ago.

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Frog_Anne 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I recall correctly, one reason Gab was targeted for cancellation was because they were inundated with "Nazis" posting there. I don't think all four actual Nazis in the US were even on there, but it started as a free-speech thing where conservatives wouldn't be thrown off, so they were probably targeted by false flag stuff to force companies to stop working with them.

Anyway, if it's true that Kushner (or anyone) said that - and we know how accurate "sources" are - that association is probably why. The media still tries to paint Gab as home to scary far-right goons. (Yes, I know Nazis were national socialist. The media does not.)

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SpiroSalamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah, makes no sense. why would your son-in-law advise against that? and, he's involved with the middle east. why get involved with this?

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SaltyPaladin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, too bad it takes 5 minutes to log into GAB..

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Liquid_Hot_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think of all the amazing tweets we are missing out on right now

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Creepy_Ginger 45 points ago +45 / -0

I actually laughed out loud, thanks buddy.

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MR__K 38 points ago +39 / -1

almost like the whole world is against him

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Shitposter69 41 points ago +41 / -0

The whole world is against us

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MR__K 10 points ago +10 / -0

no there are more of us than them. the hard working downtrodden masses want fairness in their systems too.

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Hades440 3 points ago +3 / -0

They want fairness right up until the tyrants promise them free everything. Then they prostrate themselves for tyranny.

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basedwesterner 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s some Marxist shit.

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MR__K 6 points ago +6 / -0

well they did try to shovel marxist propaganda down my throat in college so its possible my political views are screwed up. Thank god for the old dude in the back of the class constantly crushing the teacher with Americanism.

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3Always3Victorious3 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was probably me!

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Lord_Kristopf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would seem that absolute numbers are not as useful as the ability (of a relatively small few) to pull the puppet strings.

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MR__K 3 points ago +3 / -0

things about puppets if your burn the strings they fall all over themselves

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redandnarrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Na, its maybe like 1mil swamp controlling 7billion slaves on earth of whom some percentage are the useful idiots we gotta redpill. The silent majority is a reality, we’re just a lot less silent because of trump and the swamp is shaking the planet with everything they have trying to get us quiet and compliant (or dead) again.

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MAGA22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen

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Skyrison 4 points ago +4 / -0

it was NEVER just about him! EVER. there is bigger shit going on

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WiseDonkey 25 points ago +25 / -0

Needs to pardon Julian Assange so he can squeeze in a 3rd impeachment during his 1st term.

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Moniie 5 points ago +6 / -1

He doesn’t have the authority to pardon Assange. Assange was not extradited to the US

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WiseDonkey 9 points ago +10 / -1

Interesting. I've never heard anyone say that extradition mattered.

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Moniie 1 point ago +2 / -1

Assange requested a pardon because he thought he was going to be extradited to the US. He wasn’t, so Trump can’t do anything for him

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TeaPahrTay 2 points ago +3 / -1

He can fricken pardon Snowden though.

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SecretSauce45 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only going to help

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Bbasher 9 points ago +9 / -0

Still feels crummy though.

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gloriouschairmanpao 4 points ago +4 / -0

why? as far as i'm concerned, this is the highest honor that den of thieves can bestow. it is an honor to be hated by the devil.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 12 points ago +13 / -1

Breaks my heart what these SOB's have done to our POTUS!

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

Breaks my heart but not my resolve.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 3 points ago +3 / -0

me either..I love this man.

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MAGA22 2 points ago +2 / -0

The more they torment him, the stronger my love grows.

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Drew4 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, he could always use Gab.

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Ryan_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

And this political stunt is supposed to win my support? He’s a week out from becoming a private citizen again and this is how you decide to spend my Taxes?

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +4 / -1

Also known as "Healing"

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VirTW 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump should take over for limbaugh

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Flyingwalrus69 6 points ago +6 / -0

He gets comfy snuggles with Melania I think hes doing just fine

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pedojoe98 -5 points ago +1 / -6

I'm not sure they the case anymore. Have you seen how cold the bitch acts towards him lately?

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean, subjected to yet another political coup against him. If there is no crime and no investigation, it’s obvious to any reasonable person that it’s a joke.

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Danster56 6 points ago +6 / -0

GET THIS MAN ON GAB

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Iammydream 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whatever he's doing I guarantee you he's not moping around like some fat middle aged loser.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the joke.

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DapperDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

GEOTUS *

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PlanetoftheFakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope Trump starts a podcast, he would get tons of views and financial support.

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basedwesterner 2 points ago +3 / -1

That would be a sad end to his career. A billionaire, a former leader of the free world... and a podcast. At least he could have his own twitch or something lol.

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undocumentedAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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dcathkenn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brilliant!

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MAGA22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Each impeachment only makes him stronger. It’s actually hilarious, the establishment thinks they can keep beating us down & we’ll go away. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!

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Jclau77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just use the Emergency broadcast system!

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Kottonballs 3 points ago +6 / -3

Not actually impeached, subjected to an impeachment vote twice. Right?

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FireannDireach 11 points ago +11 / -0

No, he's been impeached, twice. But it was the meaningless part, where Congress goes "Waaahhhh, we don't like you."

The Senate one is the real one. And McConnell is slobbering to get it done.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Impeached = Accused

Acquitted = Found not guilty

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FireannDireach -3 points ago +1 / -4

Nope. And I don't have any interest in a dumb argument over it.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, sure. If you think truth is dumb.

🙄

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Angerisagift 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes impeached, but not convicted.

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Kottonballs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great point!!! When normies hear "impeached" they assume "convicted" which is why I was trying to be particular.

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Angerisagift 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, they can't think arrested vs.convicted. Impeachment is a political joke. Needs to be there as a check against a tyrant or traitor.

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Elektronikrain2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop listening to your Son-in-Law and join GAB GEOTUS!! They already have your old tweets on there; all you have to do is slide on in!

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LazySusan 3 points ago +4 / -1

I miss him. 🙁

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Skyrison -7 points ago +3 / -10

i dont. if he's going to throw his supporters under the bus so easily, and just go dark....fuck him

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Changed777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh COME ON. You can't have someone hold your hand all the time

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UncleTrump4Lyfe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s ok we’re tweeting for him!

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Tailgunnerjoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Impeached once for a perfectly fine phone call. Impeached again for a perfectly fine speech. Democrats are lunatics willing to destroy the republic out of their hatred for Trump. They are seriously sick people.

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Swellingsuperman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well there's Gab but Jared Kushner took care of that one.

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MissyGinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking kek

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ProState 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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Coslin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok, I laughed.

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FauxByeden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump will be your President for every single second of his term and you can do nothing to stop it. NOTHING. Go upstairs and ask mommy for a popsicle.

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Monetarymeerkat 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL im actually watching Narcos right now. Lowkey some similarities between how they treat POTUS and Pablo escobar

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basedwesterner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both are freedom fighters that the normies can’t stand.

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

EBS, please.

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ForkHandles 2 points ago +3 / -1

I thought they gave him his twatter account back today? But he isn't using it (GOOD).

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Julia_J 4 points ago +4 / -0

Source?

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ForkHandles 6 points ago +6 / -0

God, I consume so much of this everyday I have no idea. Either way I just went to Twitter and it still says Banned. So it was bad info. Teach me to verify before posting. Sorry.

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Nobrakesmike 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine getting rebuked by some co-equal that has a 14% approval rating.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congress is down to a 9% approval rating!!

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mainsoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could Gab about it if he had better advisors.

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mainsoda 3 points ago +4 / -1

I don't think you understand the man very well. Trump sleeps 4 hours a night and works continuously. He is a natural high achievement individual, he couldn't stop if he wanted to.

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MAGAmanXXL 2 points ago +5 / -3

Why is this stickied? It's making fun of the GEOTUS while he fights tooth and nail to reverse the oncoming White genocide.

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gamadammit 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are not the cuck left that’s afraid to poke fun at everyone gb2 reddit

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bc its funny

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Surefolks 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!

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Tharin 2 points ago +2 / -0

So Good,

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paramour 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fuck twatter. POTUS don't need no stinkin' twatter.

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Thomas1963-1967 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do we have to do to help him get three? When going for a record, do it right or don't do it. Three would get him a permanent record in the history books. Then, when we take over the House in 2022, we could impeach Biden twice and Trump would still hold the record. :-)

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ionian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two terms Two scoops Two Genders Two impeachments

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ca18det 2 points ago +2 / -0

GEOTUS: Can I shitpost on the EBS?

Cuck attorney: I would advise against it, Mr. President.

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Sparks1017 2 points ago +2 / -0

This thread blows, full of cuck shills

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gamadammit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Comments are pure newfag level cancer lately.

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Modelo85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully Trump says Fuck Twitter on his Gab account once he joins it. Maybe he won't join it and just try to disappear peacefully. I wouldn't blame him if so he's long past the age I'd like to retire.

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Freedombunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

two scoops, two impeachments!

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