Facebook and Twitter beat the shit out if you because their community guidelines say dinner should be ready at 5pm sharp and you had it ready at 5:16. Then you complain about Facebook and Twitter on Facebook and Twitter about Facebook and Twitter beating the shit out of you and say you’re going to leave, then Facebook and Twitter beat the shit out of you again. Well, you say you’ve finally have had enough and you go to your sisters house (Gab) and complain about Facebook and Twitter and say you’re never going back. Facebook and Twitter keep calling, saying they didn’t mean it and you both can do better together to enforce the community guidelines. You relent and go back because you feel you can’t live without them. Then one day you have dinner ready at 5:22.... and the cycle starts all over again...