Lol this one actually exists and is everything you described. It would take gab like 5 years to get a phone going. There are other options while we wait. You can also switch the Os on your current android phone to other Linux versions that won’t spy on you.

I’m sure it’s pretty snappy too since it doesn’t have a bunch of tracking shit bogging you down. I may sell my iPhone 12 and buy this thing.

Done supporting these faggot companies who hate and spy on me.