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NomadicKrow2 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just have to pass the PT test to get in, like all police departments. You don't have to maintain the fitness. I honestly think that's a mistake. The military sits on its ass quite a bit. In the army, for instance, the infantry is used for base upkeep, like cutting grass and shit. Even airborne. They have to maintain their fitness even though they might /never/ deploy. A police officer is on duty every day and could potentially run into a life threatening situation at any time.

Like what if this fat fuck was on one side of a fence and his partner is getting the shit beat out of him on the other side of the fence? Or through a narrow window? Homeboy's on his own because dunkin' donuts here liked the sweets too fucking much.

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Tx50bmg 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We made your outfit out of a tent, can you fitindiss?"

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MAGARickster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t think that’s jungle camo.

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

It’s multicam

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

It’s funny to me though that the Army still has universal camo vests and are wearing multicam uniforms

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Blumph 2 points ago +2 / -0

DC: Donut Capital

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josiborg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do any police?

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Feddny 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you know that's not just some perfectly normal random pregnant leftist tranny pig?

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Jack_HinsonTN 2 points ago +2 / -0

His penis died years ago from abandonment.

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randylaheydidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gut protruding, very disrespectful.

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loooooof 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Front-line hero".

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SpaceForceMAGA [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

It’s a huge photo op, they know a lot of normies won’t notice. They aren’t even carrying mags. I highly doubt they actually trust the military around those high level people with loaded weapons, or even just carrying live ammo.

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sillBag 1 point ago +1 / -0

hes prolly a supervisor

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whiskey_shitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sargent Burt "The toilet is clogged again" Oast, pictured here informing National Guard troops that they're going to need to give the first floor bathrooms about 30-40 minutes.

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kamalas_knees 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next time I'll disguise myself as a treadmill. That podium will be MINE!