So like there are some cool old resorts in the Poconos! Its a long drive especially using I95. So I suggest leaving before I95 gets too clogged out it's a huge pinch point for getting in or out of the city. Its almost unusable on a good day.

The older resorts in Poconos are cool. It is fun to see what Boomers used to do for fun. They are laughably cringe and dated. Some of them have mirrors on the ceiling and heart shaped beds. They like to do 80's night karaoke and have pool tables, and really terrible indoor mini golf. Please go there and have a party! The 50 state protest if it happens is not going to be us its going to be the people it always is and they will be violent. Daddy Trump has told us not to engage. Anyhow that is my idea!