Hey look, I’m 5’5” and the scale says I’m over 350lbs. I can’t wear anything from normal shops. I can’t go for a walk without turning purple after 50ft. I can’t tie my own shoe laces. I use a rag attached to a stick to wipe because my fat prevents me from doing it normally. I shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain because I’m too fat to sit comfortably on a toilet. My feet are rotting off and I am a walking yeast infection in every sweaty fold. My forehead has cellulite.
Is something wrong with me? No! It’s everyone else who is wrong! I’m a fierce fat femme! Slay! Brave! You’re just a brainwashed bigot for not seeing my obvious sex appeal and empowerment!
My wife once asked me “do I pee in the shower” I said “of course” she looked at me disgusted and said “how can you?” I replied “I always pee after taking a shit”.
Gonna tell my kids that was Stacey Abrams
Honk Honk
Get it back in the ocean, the gravity on land is suffocating it
That’s why she can’t breathe! You cracked the code well done sir!
Looks like she installed her ass on backwards.
Makes it easier to wipe when pooping
Fat. Dumb. Lazy. In no position to exert agency. Exactly how an enemy would want us.
Hey look, I’m 5’5” and the scale says I’m over 350lbs. I can’t wear anything from normal shops. I can’t go for a walk without turning purple after 50ft. I can’t tie my own shoe laces. I use a rag attached to a stick to wipe because my fat prevents me from doing it normally. I shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain because I’m too fat to sit comfortably on a toilet. My feet are rotting off and I am a walking yeast infection in every sweaty fold. My forehead has cellulite.
Is something wrong with me? No! It’s everyone else who is wrong! I’m a fierce fat femme! Slay! Brave! You’re just a brainwashed bigot for not seeing my obvious sex appeal and empowerment!
Smash the patriarchy!
My wife once asked me “do I pee in the shower” I said “of course” she looked at me disgusted and said “how can you?” I replied “I always pee after taking a shit”.