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posted ago by WolfLoud +16 / -1

Bestiality has a new sponsor: CBS

This news outlet is just full to the brim with men - who have an obsession with penis.

And not just any penis - but those belonging to horses.

In an exclusive interview earlier, famed television host Stephen Colbert spoke extensively about his passion and love - for a well hung horse.

"They taste kind of like a sausage - I just love them"

said an enamored Colbert as he daydreamed briefly of the giant members that had taken up residence inside his throat recently.

"I mean...I just love getting spit roasted, and I need em in my ass too."

replied Colbert after being asked if he liked to give or receive

"Of course I'm a bottom, I've always taken dick in my ass, but nowadays I require a big strong steed"

Setting down his phone just for a moment,, he revealed that the screen was filled with nothing but pictures he had googled - of various horses.

As the interview ended - Colbert then proceeded to call up personal close friend Cenk Uygur, another advocate of bestiality - as they openly began to discuss their equestrian fantasies together.


CBS - Cock Balls and Shaft - if it's on a horse, it's where they're at.

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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shitpost flair available...

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BS2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

awesome!