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BreadHead 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm dumb and dont get it, someone please explain

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Magamom2020 23 points ago +23 / -0

Pearl necklace Urban Dictionary...

pearl necklace the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man. Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."

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GastonP1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I was thinking of clutching pearls in fake moral superiority, but this works even better lol!