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Art-Vandelay41 73 points ago +76 / -3

Honky tonk badonkaDON

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D0NNIE_DARK0 27 points ago +27 / -0

Preciate the humor

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Anishinaabe 16 points ago +16 / -0

'preesh

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Dialectic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Preem wordsmithing

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warlord1 9 points ago +10 / -1

Honky tonk bing bong bong!

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Dialectic 9 points ago +10 / -1

Did you say bong?

BOIS, HE GOT A BONG. GET THE HOPIUM OVER HERE

;)

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smokeless exhale or you've got to do it again.

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this_mortal_coil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take a lung clearing hit and then chalk out two rails of No Doz.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'll snort that shit!

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warlord1 4 points ago +5 / -1

I smoke my hopium with a can of Diet Coke and laced with Big Macs. GTFO.

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Dowager_Ginger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm more the 1/4 pounder connoisseur myself. Never diet ! And gimme 3x salt!

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Dialectic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Mmmmm big macs

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wartooth6 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm more into whitepills myself

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FatShamer 7 points ago +7 / -0

CBS

See BS

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Paulylamma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek. I see what you did there.

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FatShamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek. You see my BS

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Ben45 49 points ago +51 / -2

Don't forget to grab a coat if you plan on staying around to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

FOUR MORE YEARS

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Anishinaabe 30 points ago +32 / -2

FUCK FOUR MORE YEARS, MAGA IS HERE TO FUCKIN' STAY

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FatShamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA is Eternal indeed

Manifest Destiny alive and well. From Sea to shining Sea

The gulf of Mexico to Hudson Bay. Annexing the western half of Canada soon

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wartooth6 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Connect to Alaska, and the New Republic shall stretch from the Gulf to the North Pole! We will gain dominance over the West and the future polar trade routes!

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FatShamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

But fuck Quebec. Kek

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TheTuckerDiaries 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yes we are here FOR more years, more decades, more centuries etc.

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LFCIRE96 10 points ago +10 / -0

THE FIRST ARREST WILL SHOCK THE WORLD

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +2 / -1

Patiently waiting................

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabiez 34 points ago +36 / -2

I’m going to start with pictures of your Moms

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Anishinaabe 13 points ago +15 / -2

I'll see your pictures and raise you a video or two showing elites fuckin' around with chill'uns.

God DAMN those motherfuckers to Hell.

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wartooth6 [S] 7 points ago +9 / -2

God damn I fucking love you guys lmao

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FatShamer 4 points ago +6 / -2

Moms as in artificial insemination or Mom plus “Dad” post op’?

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CheckSix 6 points ago +8 / -2

I'll take post op for 200 Alex

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wartooth6 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

This former first lady is known for her large muscular traps and shitty school food.

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this_mortal_coil 3 points ago +4 / -1

Big Mike has entered the chat

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhh yes that linebacker First Wookie I have vague memories of it!

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Lord_Karius 6 points ago +8 / -2

Hey CBS, how are you?

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FatShamer 6 points ago +7 / -1

When is the last time anyone here has watched live TV? On purpose?

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wartooth6 [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I watched a Hannity show last year when GEOTUS called in but shut it off as soon as he hung up

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pre Coof for damn sure... so (strokes chin meaningfully) must be a year at least!

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PizzaphilePodesta 33 points ago +35 / -2

thanks for the free advertising, cucks

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Anishinaabe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ain't no one here goin' to these shit-ass rags, son.

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wartooth6 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shills are, and they are very helpful in boosting out Alexa rankings too!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen. And you bet a bunch are going to get redpilled and join the family. Just like these people saved me back in 2016.

This is only the beggining and that makes me so happy

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

Made me smile too Pede.... that moment when you realise our ragtag alliance is finally a fully fledged berserker army. Geeked up on hopium and high calorie foods. Priceless!

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabiez 25 points ago +26 / -1

CBS BREAKING: “BANJO” PLAYING NAZI FROG WEARING A BULLETPROOF IS VEST NOW TARGETING MEDIA ON FAR-RIGHT TRUMP WEBSITE

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D0NNIE_DARK0 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t give them ideas.

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nairebis 4 points ago +4 / -0

"FULLY AUTOMATIC ASSAULT WEAPON DISGUISED AS BANJO"

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saxon_begun_to_hate 3 points ago +3 / -0

fully semi-automatic with 30-magazine clips frog

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BetsyFreedom85 20 points ago +21 / -1

Ok someone fill me in please. What’s the deal about CBS? Sheesh.... I’m busy for like half a day and I miss something!!

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BetsyFreedom85 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ha!! Ok thanks!! 😂 Bunch of normies about to be redpilled!! Free advertising

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Cunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone smile and salute, tell cbs they’re numero uno! 😄🖕🏻

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IncredibleMrE1 15 points ago +15 / -0

CBS put our website on their show this morning and called us terrorists.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +14 / -0

Things move lightnin’ speed in these here parts.

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JollyPop 15 points ago +15 / -0

Accidentally red pill everyone at the Senior Home that isn't allowed to turn the channel 👍 Welcome Senior Pedes! We have popcorn 🍿 Sorry ur chitty libtard kids left u there. We love our gramps & grams. They live w us so we can HUG THEM ❤️

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Dawn711 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s funny ss fuck! Truth!

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BetsyFreedom85 5 points ago +5 / -0

They sure do 🤠

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Trumpanese 8 points ago +8 / -0

CBS (communist broadcasting system) and likely others by now have recently put out propaganda segments on TDW exposing this site as the secret intelligence network of the paramilitary wing of the revolutionary MAGA party

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wartooth6 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

See B.S.

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HowDoILogIn 11 points ago +12 / -1

There's irrefutable pictures and video of Hunter Biden molesting underage kids on the laptop that had all the recordings of his dad blackmailing the Ukrainian Government.

If you have a slow news day, there you go I did your job for you CBS.

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus, go slow! Im not trying to make this quick.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 9 points ago +9 / -0

P.S. - Except for Herridge, your "reporters" are terrible...

...just TERRIBLE...

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wartooth6 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Urinalists. Like journalists but the j is silent. I think is spanish word maybe?

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Johnkittz 8 points ago +9 / -1

AMERICA FIRST! Trump putting America and it's people above everything else is why I love the man so much.

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Joe6pack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Came for the covfeve, stayed for the truth. Y'all got anymore them redpills.

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SirJiub 7 points ago +7 / -0

Racist frogs everywhere!

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Anishinaabe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I fuckin' love this so much

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agent Phaggy reporting for doody, xir! Now where's this noose?!

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p8riot 6 points ago +6 / -0

TRUMP2020

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RealTrumpshaker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thedonald is the most wholesome place on the Internet.

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wartooth6 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always has been

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M_A_G_A_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will even throw some steaks on the grill for us! Brazilian style, Texan style, meat for everyone's taste!

Y'all eat meat, don't you?

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JollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only people watching that trash are stuck in the Senior home w chitty libtard kids afraid to hug them 🤡 Lady Pede is making oatmeal & giving out hugs 💯 I'll even put cinnamon & bacon in it. We LOVE BACON BITS 🥓

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10gauge 5 points ago +6 / -1

And behave while you are here. Hate and violent threats will get you shown the door.

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WestVirginiaPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doomer Pepe on the right needs to turn that frown upside down!!! Crank that energy up!!!

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wartooth6 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's not doomin'. He's just the strong and silent type

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Handy499 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet reddit really took a shit when all the good meme masters left

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trump2016au 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get this man a coat!

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3870x2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't it Covfefe?

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wartooth6 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that's the generic brand that I share with strangers. Now the real COVFEFE, I keep that hidden just for my frens and I

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

The one modification I would make to that is that now we're not just America first, we're America ONLY. If we don't get our shit straightened out and fixed here now the rest of the world doesn't fucking matter at ALL.

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Les_Deplorables 4 points ago +4 / -0

A wed wose, how womantic!

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warlord1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't imagine how much this is simultaneously infuriating and disappointing for them 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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wartooth6 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine being that poor CBS intern that has to wade thru the all shitposts here lol. Ive heard of facebook moderators needing professional counseling because of it too.

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having fever dreams of cozy frens dancing in their head :D

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Dgroovygrrl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, y’all make me laugh so hard!

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +4 / -1

All are welcome, you can eat a bag of dicks if you're commie scum, but as long as you follow the site rules, enjoy the memes, or don't.

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tentonbudgie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do not talk to the police

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ConspiracyRealist2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahaha Nice!

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BlackFolk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek me Mr Pepe!

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Graywulf 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol love it

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

XiNN reports: "Fired FBI official Andrew McCabe says that frogs are actually 'coded language' and a call for violence." /s

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wartooth6 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. It's harder but it's the right way. And communists don't believe in individual rights, so therefore they aren't real people

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Gingabombs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boi howdy!!

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepe on the left reminds of Bill Cosby

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JollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't watch FakeNews but HOWDY HOS

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

This could be a perma sticky if you ask me. We still have to redpill the alphabet soup group

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EagleI 2 points ago +3 / -1

Imagine being told this is the most dangerous place on the Internet and showing up and seeing a bunch of political memes.

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YungUpgrayedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey cbs:

Fuck riggers, fuck jannies and "charlotte" clymer will never be a woman. No ovaries, no womb, men look at "her" with disgust etc, etc...

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you so much we love having a good laugh! It’s so sickening to see all the corruption in this country! Omnibus bill=money laundering system. I wonder if there are any young up and comers in the CIA or FBI who are willing to work with project Veritas? If they did they could really make a name for their self!

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ArtistWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

I left my clogs in my other closet. Darnit!

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wartooth6 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats fine, you can still jitterbug in yer city shoes. Just wipe off the lefty bullshit on the door mat before you enter, pardner!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's with all the CBS memes? Were we called cybercriminals again?

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not quite. They put our website on their TV show this morning and called us terrorists

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're making them terrified they're gonna go to prison for fucking kids.

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salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi Catherine Herridge!

How's the new gig working out? Missed you after you left Fox, but now we've abandoned that dump. Do you miss reporting for patriots who have a clue what's going on in the country? I'd be happy to watch you again on any of the freedom-loving outlets.

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Paulylamma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey there alphabet boi’s, and “journalists”. Would any of you like to comment on hunters laptop? How about blm, and antifa burning down cities, assaulting people, setting up autonomous zones, running protection rackets, rioting, looting, ect? How about big tech censorship, or the fbi setting up General Flynn, and the President Trump?

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did I miss something? Has a major network done another "hit piece" story on us?

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Commiesmusthang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn right. I'd have them green juggernauts in my.mouth for sure

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love it covfeve having a cup right now.

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deplorable-d00d 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is, under 6 feet of dirt or more.