Republicans to King George #3: "Your Mad Majesty, We wholeheartedly and fullthroatedly deplore the violence visited upon your troops by some delusional deplorable rednecks upset by your minor tax on tea. It is not who we are.

We disapprove of the insurrection 1,000% more than Lemon and Cuomo combined, nay 10,000%, and assure Your Majesty the ruffians will be dealt with harshly. Best wishes and hope your Alzheimer's improves soon. Did the leeches help?