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NEED LESS FOOD, MORE MEMES, PLEASE HELP! (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by DylanSilveira1 ago by DylanSilveira1 +4136 / -1
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the_spezinator2 75 points ago +75 / -0

Why can't we both have the insurrection act, AND memes?

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OwnaLib87 21 points ago +21 / -0

More of both, extra helpings yes.

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RabidZoo 17 points ago +17 / -0

3 scoops! 3 helpings! 3 terms!

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DeltaJulietteTango 18 points ago +18 / -0

3 peach mints!

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Dialectic 7 points ago +7 / -0

3 MEMES

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Triple the flavor, Triple the fun!

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Rooks 6 points ago +6 / -0

I want extra winning on mine please! Not full yet.

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ryanking 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just have the memes EO'd into the Insurrection Act.

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FinalDeliverance 10 points ago +10 / -0

Invoke the Insurrection Act using a meme as a meme.......

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SpiroSalamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahahah

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Kaputtmacher 3 points ago +3 / -0

IA would help to make good memes.

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Memesurrection

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Octave 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get prepared. Storm is coming.

Here's the very first thing I want you to do for me. Start growing your own food. Do it now and do not put it off. Start working to being able to produce 150% of what you will need year by year. You will need to start your seeds in February if you can. I know a lot of people can't meet this requirement but something is better than nothing. Why 150%, because your fellow Americans might have a bad crop. You will need to become your brother's keeper like we used to have to do. We need to bring back community and this is the first big step to achieving that. It's what they fear most is us being as one. We have been divided intentionally over decades. Don't be derisive and mocking at what I'm telling you. It is extremely important. I'd hate to see an American begging government cheese for what is coming in the near future. fyi, read up on raised bed gardening and self wicking tubs. (youtube -> Gardening with Leon -> wicking pots. Just as an example because his method is simple.)

If you can manage it get yourself some solar panels, batteries for them, and a converter (to charge the batteries) and an inverter (to pull the juice back out at 120v). It doesn't have to be the most expensive solar array, batteries, or other euqipment. It just has to work. I was amazed at what I could run on a sunny day with just 4 solar panels (not high current like air conditioning or electric heater sadly for my small array) but computers and stereo worked just fine (600-700 watts continuous from my 4 panels). Led bulbs (for night) and chest freezers for food can be easily powered in my scenario overnight. During the day I can run a lot more. Not everybody can do this but you know what? We can share with our neighbors we trust.

Get that goddamn smartphone isolated. Put it in a cookie tin (cheap soltion, and,, cookies) because it will act as a faraday cage (or, Amazon search farday bag). Meaning they cannot track you going down the road. And because the phone can't get GPS signals they cannot pull the tracking data (it's always recording) from your phone even if they do get the phone later. Yes, you'll have to relearn how to drive without your phone telling you where to turn. Block the microphone on the phone by wrapping it in a cloth or something while in that tin. It does not need the Internet to convert speech to text and you don't want everything you say recorded.

Start using 3nCryp+ion. How? Send you correspondance as a ".txt" document but 3nCryp+ it with 7zip (256bit AES 3nCryp+ion) before sending and attach it to the email (Make up some bullshit for the message). You can 3nCryp+ with a key (follow password complexity guidelines) that changes regularly and send it to however many 'family' members as you want. For the truly paranoid 3nCryp+ that 7zip file with WinZip password protected file saved as a zip. Makes it look less conspicuous. If they don't have the password key and you use high 3nCryp+ion they will not be able to D3cRyp++ that message. J3wle3un @55onnge I believe used 7zip (correct me if I'm wrong). High 3nCryp+ion is hard to break and at the very least if everybody is doing it their equipment would be overloaded no matter how hard they try and how many computers/servers they put on it. They could put the whole worlds computers on it and still be fucked.

Don't send messages via clear text in an email assuming SSL is going to protect you. They (the people you are worried about) have all of the SSL D3cRyp++ion keys (private keys). Don't think TOR will save you. They probably run many if not most of the intermediate servers in the TOR network and probably proxies at the demarcification points.

Use 3nCryp+3d volumes (3nCryp+3d files which can mount as a drive letter) to store files on and use portable apps running off of the 3nCryp+3d volume. Put those 3nCryp+3d volumes on portable drives (HDD or SSD) and have a backup volume on another portable drive just in case (that you keep on your person). For instance if your 3nCryp+3d volume is 100gigs you can fit that on an SDcard which will then easily go into your wallet. Your whole world on something smaller than your fingernail. If you lose it who cares, it's heavily 3nCryp+3d.

Running your apps as portable apps off on an 3nCryp+3d volume disconnects you from a dedicated computer. You can mount that 3nCryp+3d volume on 'any' computer then. Who cares if your computer is stolen, taken, stops working, etc. You can still operate. Watch the youtube video on the person who likely was responsible for Truecrypt. An IT person who became a very powerful drug lord. <chuckles in geek>

For the truly concerned and technical person who can use a virtual machine (which can also be run off of another 3nCryp+3d volume). Use something like virtualbox. Use a snapshot that you restore, at a minimum, every day. If you continually restore the snapshot they cannot permanently infect you with S+at3 malware, root, or virus programs. Easy protection. On the host machine disable any network connectivity and only use the virtual machine with the adapter bridged to access the internet. Laptop preferably. You can even connect to and use that encrypted external drive on the virtual machine via sharing the USB devices on the host computer.

For another post sometime later... Maybe... You can send packet data across HAM radio. And guess what, that packet data can be encrypted. And HAM radio goes a LONG distance. Solar, encrypted, HAM (long distance). Get it!?? Wink...

Everybody is living their life trying to preserve their small pile of shit and hide in their illusionist bubble of freedom. Eventually this illusion will be gone and you'll have nothing to even resist with because you sat on your hands waiting for somebody to save you. Once you accept that your livelyhood and shit is going to leave you it makes it much easier to decide what you want this nation to be.

Time to start decoupling. Work only with those you trust. See you on the other side Pedes.

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JediDwag 1 point ago +1 / -0

People in cities that can't grow outside or people that live in cold climates should look into hydroponics. Using the Kratky method you can grow greens under super cheap low powered LED shop lights in your basement for pennies a day of electricity, that require literally no care beyond initial setup, and for only a few cents of nutrients for the entire lifespan of the plant. I have lettuce I've been growing in my basement since August, and I've gotten tons of salads out of it and I've done nothing to care for the plants other than harvest them. They're starting to bolt now so I'll have to replant, but I've probably spent less than $6 on electricity, and less than $2 on seeds, water and nutrients, and I got like 6 months of lettuce out of it. And I did it using cheap $15 LED shop lights.

Do your research. My lights are seriously underpowered for anything more serious than greens, but with 17 hours of light a day, I estimate I'm getting about the right amount of PAR for those lettuce plants. And I'm in a cold climate where it would be impossible to do this outside. If people are interested I can give more detailed information.

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Octave 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can track you from orbit. Sound crazy? I would say so also to if I didn't have first hand knowledge different. I won't go into details but they can single target track a vehicle no problem. If they get one ping on your phone going down the road and they don't need another one. Get that fucking phone secured.

Many people cannot do this because they need it for business etc. But most of you can. I'm being quite serious. Secure that fucking phone.

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Nyc95432b 30 points ago +30 / -0

https://twitter.com/savage_n19/status/1349845527257509890?s=21

Trump is declassifying Obamagate, per Lou Dobbs

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ADAM_SCHITT 10 points ago +10 / -0

He better hurry up the swamp will try to obstruct this the whole way.

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DarkDrai 8 points ago +8 / -0

BOOM.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

NEEDS POST OF ITS OWN!

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DapperDon 21 points ago +21 / -0

Damn pepe, you really let yourself go

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Bruce13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Okay, we'll give you memes, Pepe, but you gotta do like 10 pushups

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Cunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s hang the memes from a string off a stick and make him think he will catch them if he runs faster

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starman164 14 points ago +14 / -0

grrrrr how dare you have fun

this place needs to be serious business 24/7, memes have absolutely no power whatsoever >:(

/s

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Election_Quotes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m old enough to remember when Wikileaks dumped the CIA Vault 7 stuff and it showed they had a ‘Dept of Memetic Warfare’... and we all LOLed because we’d been joking about being soldiers in the ‘meme wars’ for months (years?) and it turned out it was legitimately true

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HotCarl 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pepe spent all of his GBP in one place. :(

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BarneyFranksNipples 4 points ago +4 / -0

M’Pepe

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mattsmith01010 7 points ago +7 / -0

need meme

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Burchoid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jaba the Pepe

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Berzerker_king 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are not them. We are better than them. We are master of our own actions and we take responsibility for our actions.

When the going gets tough the tough gets going. Broda man, shape up. We still have a long fight to fight. The good fight needs us.

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Ch138 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a 103.1 fever. Humor has left me. I feel like someone else is driving me.

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looking a little bit toady there, fren

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Phishhed44 4 points ago +4 / -0

Phatten up some...

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New1account1old1user 4 points ago +4 / -0

BEEFCAKE!!!

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Ishaye 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its MAGA my dudes.

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SeekUFind 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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Supremedesmond11 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m fat too!! Dieting Keto now.

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Andrea_CWB_CND 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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dgfksgfoslf 3 points ago +3 / -0

count calories. eat less than 2000 per day. and jog everyday. good for stress relief

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OldsmobileRocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easy on the tendies there.

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somewhat related, I'm looking for an artist: https://thedonald.win/p/11S0bhBkaF/artist-needed-commemorative-impe/

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

There definitely should be more memes.

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MaddieKaddison 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m trying to decide if that’s Paprika.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!

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mainsoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not even sure I understand this meme but it sure makes me laugh!

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Dreadnot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Communism to the rescue!

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Biden completes the steal, we'll have a waking meme for a President.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rare Grease Pepe

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AH1F 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put on 30 pounds in chili and whiskey during this never ending roller coaster

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang. Now I'm hungery. Maybe a bit hangry.

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see that Meatball.

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Feller 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm 30 hours in!

It's good for the HEART, MIND, BODY AND SOUL.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're interested in the physiological aspects of fasting, I highly recommend The Complete Guide to Fasting by Jason Fung. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-complete-guide-to-fasting-dr-jason-fung/1123749435

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of food, I found a quick and insanely good recipe the other day.

Here it is for anyone who likes cake!

https://files.catbox.moe/rf5uze.jpg

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are you trying to do to Pepe? He needs our support.

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SpiroSalamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahaha

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Darwyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point I would settle for just ONE PERSON... one REAL top tear key person going to jail. Not scrubs and little frys... someone big like HRC, Pelosi or Obama. JUST ONE! Like for life or at least 10-20 years, real time.

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gonna lie, all that food looks pretty good!

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SirReginald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too much healthy appetite lately. Happens when I feel good all over.

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faughtfarms 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good work pede:(

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warlord1 1 point ago +2 / -1

You’re a glorious human being as you are. Eat all the food you want. That is the only diet advice you need.