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trumpslide2020 86 points ago +86 / -0

Mods, this needs a perma-sticky!

Well done, @PatriotAlerts

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englishpleb 34 points ago +34 / -0

Saved to my "art" folder lol

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TruthWillOut 17 points ago +17 / -0

Indeed! This is so good it would make a perfect little book with illustrations! 🤩😍

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Cyrlyx 12 points ago +12 / -0

For the children!

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DrFeelz1 0 points ago +1 / -1

YOU. ARE. STUPID.

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DrFeelz1 0 points ago +1 / -1

You’re ill informed and uninformed

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USMC1775Nov10 27 points ago +27 / -0

Fucking fabulous!!!!!!

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Slingding 26 points ago +26 / -0

Well done! Masterful!

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BasedTemplar 25 points ago +25 / -0

THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE

GET THIS PEDE A MEDAL!

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TwelveMoreYears 23 points ago +23 / -0

Best poem ever

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Musician4Trump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fabulous!

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QueenMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

I love you Patriot ❤

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PeePadsKneePads20No 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fucking well done!!!!

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SheikFromMozambake 19 points ago +19 / -0

You won the internet. I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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Hangemh1gh 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cabbages w/the 🔥🔥🔥! Based af

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[email protected] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only the best, Sir.

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RS34ME 17 points ago +17 / -0

As a writer myself, this is gold! Well done, pede!❤️🇺🇸

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lordvon 16 points ago +16 / -0

this should replace dr. seuss books in schools all across america

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dickinson in this case.

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Pepelosi 16 points ago +17 / -1

Brilliant.

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BestTimeToBAlive 14 points ago +14 / -0

I wanted to do one a month ago & am so glad I didn't. Yours is totally awesome! Congrats OP! You should send this in an email to Trump at the WH. Well done

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Truemaloy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Holy shit. My wife is cutting onions or something.. That's was beautifully written my friend.

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cupocovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

These friggin dust storms .. outta no where!

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Getoutahere 13 points ago +13 / -0

Now and forever this will be told on Christmas Eve in my house!

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Rtsands45 13 points ago +13 / -0

You are a true Patriot.

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TheJustin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Top. Top. Kek.

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Pepelosi 12 points ago +13 / -1

Sticky dis!!!!!

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fpc13 12 points ago +12 / -0

Epic rhymes!

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Redcell6 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well done, Pede! Bravo!!

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ryanking 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Night Before Trumpmas!

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VeryRarePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe it will become a national song, like our other historical national poems!

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shadows_of_the_mind 11 points ago +11 / -0

If Donald J. Trump has this ace up his sleeve, I’m getting this poem printed and framed, you best believe!

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ProudlyConservative 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOVE💕

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17Patriot777 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most valuable post I’ve seen in a while

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SayNoToCommunism 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like a great bedtime story for young pedes

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brian4r 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is Simon Parkes and the General for real? I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

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Redcell6 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well done, Pede! Bravo!!

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Bruce13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek, I love it!

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LibertarianXian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brilliant, smashing!

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Dplorable1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've said it before and I'll say it again...TO THE TOP WE GO!!!!

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Bethybethster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ha! I LOVE THIS!

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1337Gandalf 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beautiful

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Emperorvoid 7 points ago +7 / -0

This was remarkably well done. I would give my left nut if this is prophetic.

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redinmn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very nice.

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awatchfulleye 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fantastic!

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WeThePeopleUnited 7 points ago +7 / -0

EPIC! Thank you sir for your wise cheer.

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MrFrog3D 7 points ago +7 / -0

woah

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nickdallas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Going to read this to my kids on every inauguration eve - this is great stuff!

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StrongIsland 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brilliant Sticky and Share

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Virginia_Dare 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let it be so.

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SheDoc 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exceptional. Love It !!!

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45ichooseu 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is so amazing.

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ChadSwans07 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best TD post ever!!!! Sticky forever!!

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killerbunny88 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm speechless!!!!!

Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NadlerShartWaddle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well that took some effort 👌