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TravisRSCX 29 points ago +30 / -1

Trump comes out "sorry to keep you waiting complicated business".

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fdagasfd 18 points ago +18 / -0

lights cut out

music kicks in "I'm Proud To Be An American!"

Biden looks around shocked, wtf is happening??

Trump campaign video starts playing on the TitanTron

Trump starts walking out, Melania on his arm, Jr. hyping up the crowd

look of horror on Biden's face

"Sorry to keep you waiting folks, complicated business."

hits stunner on Biden

Kamala runs in

Eats 3 clotheslines in a row, rolls out to floor

Trump raises his fist, catches Diet Coke thrown from Jr., guzzles it at the podium

"Four More Years!!!"

audience goes wild

God, please make this happen. I will do anything you ask.

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Trump__Supporter 6 points ago +7 / -1

Don't let that distract you from the fact that in 2007, Trump beat the fuck out of McMahon at WrestleMania 23 and he can do a "hostile takeover" of any other fuck whenever he wants.

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Wolfebane84 3 points ago +4 / -1

I hope you don't actually think wrestling is real.....

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Trump__Supporter 2 points ago +3 / -1

I hope you don't actually think politics is real.....

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0