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marishiten 5 points ago +6 / -1

Anyone that tells you they are military/ex military and have 'inside contacts' aren't in the military and don't have any friends. Let alone 'inside contacts'

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like all those weird dudes that were totally navy seals.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve only met one legitimate seal and he looked like he could rip me in half with one hand.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

You obviously never met a SEAL. They brag about that shit more than Shitpiro brags about his doctor wife.

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MajorClark 3 points ago +3 / -0

This ain't nothing. Everybody knows UFO's exist. People aren't stupid and "yes", many of us have seen them in the skies.

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alien123 1 point ago +1 / -0

sadly they are not friendly

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Hangemh1gh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah do the CIA first

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MuhFreeStuff 1 point ago +3 / -2

WHO CARES?

Unless you're going to show me that aliens are real and they're visiting on a date/ time, who cares?

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Trump4allz 5 points ago +7 / -2

They are real. Why do you think that he created Space Force? Trump was debriefed about that shit and he said HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!! We NEED A SPACE FORCE!..You wanna bet me?

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MuhFreeStuff -1 points ago +2 / -3

Bet what, your stockpile of paracord and Realtree camo? 🙄

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Cockatieltime 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m in the same boat. I’d much rather see evidence of corruption then documentation of the FBI chasing Starman around. Though it will probably be entertaining.

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alien123 2 points ago +2 / -0

before you go to sleep, say out load, "prove to me that aliens and extraterrestrials are real".

if you get a response in the form of a dream, then welcome to the club.

ask me how I know