Increased slave labor?

Couldn't give 2 fucks, that apples rotten

Rumor of THREE big announcements:

Tim Cook: still gay.

They're holding a job fair at the Beijing Hilton for slave labor.

Releasing 6 more products that nobody wants, are expensive AF, and about a year behind the consumer tech curve.

And one more thing...

The new U2 album will be sent to everyone's iphone, iPad, whatever.

Probably censoring all slightly right wing content.

Deactivating all Apple electronics used by conservatives?

I have a feeling it’s to demoralize and blacklist us

They finally caught the guy that took the bite out of the Apple.

Exclusive licensing for all Tom Hanks movies.

Better be to change that fucking apple into the red white and blue. Good start there

all apple product is now 10% more American?

Tim Cook has the AIDS. Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.

Tim Apple is announcing a retraction of the original Macintosh ad from 1984, and Siri is being renamed Big Brother.

Send out a signal that will iBrick any phone belonging to non-progressives

You're a day late, it was already revealed, it's some "racial justice" horseshit.

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2021/01/apple-launches-major-new-racial-equity-and-justice-initiative-projects-to-challenge-systemic-racism-advance-racial-equity-nationwide/

If your phone catches you committing wrong think it will pull a Samsung on you and go kaboom!

Critical update 😃

Tim Cook is stepping down to be replaced by non-gender binary turnip dragon.

Robin Hood just shot it off someone's head.

I'm all out of fucks to give, sorry.

ORANGE MAN STILL BAD.

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Newton 3.0!

Another stupid product.

Bringing back the Lisa.

some commie shit

I really fkg wish there was a better alternative to iphones!!! I hate having to use their products since the others suck.