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posted ago by MagaChief ago by MagaChief +1599 / -0

I am a lawyer. You have no obligation to speak with law enforcement about your actions at the capitol. Anything you say can and will he used against you in court. That is not just a line from tv. It’s a fact.

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codesherpa 31 points ago +31 / -0

It such common sense, but people always seem to forget.

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Mooma 20 points ago +20 / -0

They don't forget, investigators are very good at convincing people to just "talk to us for a few minutes, it'll help us in another case we're working on."

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codesherpa 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, that's what seems to happen. They have so many tricks. I don't know much about law enforcement, but they probably have books they use to teach these tricks, since they all seem to use the same ones over and over. Maybe instead of just telling people, "ask for a lawyer", we make all these tricks more widely known by people. Here's the top 100 tricks they use to get you to fuck yourself during an interview/interrogation. Even with knowledge, people just love to talk, like they are chatting with an old friend, lol. Not saying anything is always the best solution.

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Ivleeeg 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you don't have a lawyer, get a public defender and don't listen to them until you can get a real lawyer. Just invoke the 5th and ask if you're being detained.

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LibtardsAreTrash 14 points ago +15 / -1

My favorite is "Am I being charged? No? Then this conversation is over."

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HillarysBeaverMunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Am I being detained?" works pretty well also.

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Not_The_CIA 9 points ago +10 / -1

Ya don't say anything to those FBI cuck, but if the CIA show up don't be afraid to say hi :3

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Zippythekid 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good people want to be honest and to help. Problem is your interest and their interest are directly conflicted. I’ve learned from watching and studying 100s of interrogations, you can not win. Even completely honest answers can be twisted and used against you. It’s truly unfortunate but the methodology of interrogations has been reduced to a science to get you to incriminate yourself. It is no longer about truth, you’re no longer talking to your good neighbor and sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry, the one who knows you since you were a kid. They don’t know you and don’t care to know you unfortunately. Now fess up, who was actually there? The last time I was at the Capitol building was on a class trip with my son to the Smithsonian and the air and space museum. Back then you couldn’t even get near the Capitol building. Not sure what was up, maybe it was the aftermath of 911 but there were barriers set way back up the mall. Seemed weird that the crowd could get that close on the 6th.

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SuckMyAnusTwitter 2 points ago +3 / -1

You wouldn’t.

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MrSir 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey FBI eat a heaping bowl of dicks!

Fuckin gottem

Edit: thanks FBI for the Uptrump

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Farage_massage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you honestly naive enough to think they’re going to let you off for incriminating yourself? 😂😂😂

You speak to a lawyer IMMEDIATELY, and NEVER to law enforcement first. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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Farage_massage 2 points ago +2 / -0

The OP post that you’re commenting under is saying to get a lawyer FIRST, not “NEVER SPEAK TO THE FBI, EVEN WITH A LAWYER” - what point are you trying to make?

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Mooma 2 points ago +3 / -1

A good lawyer will get it down to 1 year, don't talk.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are you, a criminal?

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PropagandaWizard1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's more powerful to say: "I invoke my 6th amendment right to counsel."

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Directional 7 points ago +7 / -0

What do patriots do to find a good lawyer and not just some pencil-pusher that the state provides?

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The vetting process requires years of personal relationship and marriage into each other’s families.

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SuckMyAnusTwitter -4 points ago +1 / -5

Check out lemon party . Org

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SteelMongoose 23 points ago +23 / -0

Demanding an attorney and otherwise declining to speak with them is a much better strategy than letting your mouth run.

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SteelMongoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

It doesn't mean that they won't dummy up a charge, but at least you won't be giving them something to work with. Even someone investigating in good faith will probably have some confirmation bias. Someone trying to score political points will steamroll anything they can.

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SteelMongoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just so. 😔

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps shitting your pants might also work?

Except it would ruin your favorite kakis...

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NadlerShartWaddle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty much. That goes for local or state cops too. Don't say shit about shit.

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kenkra 3 points ago +3 / -0

ask for a non-antifa lawyer

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hackinthebox 3 points ago +3 / -0

4 Things:

  1. "I don't answer any questions"
  2. "I do not consent to any searches"
  3. "Am I being detained or am I free to go?"
  4. "May I speak with my lawyer now?"
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Pleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

NOPE Check my history I will testify before congress on the events I saw that day. Front for most of it till we were gassed out near curfew. Just expect when you roll in with 45 minutes of no cell service and back roads that every neighbor within 50iles and a scanner hasn't seen my personal testimony.

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Pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring a chopper.

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steelywebb 3 points ago +5 / -2

Can I say hey I know you I've been fucking your wife before I invoke the fifth?

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GODwins76 1 point ago +2 / -1

Only if it is to the best of your knowledge

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ElbowDeepInIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just started The Gulag Archipelago last night. First proper chapter is about the arrests. This book reads like the best dystopian fiction ever written. I had to remind myself several times this shit actually happened to people.

I digress, what certainly seemed to be the most common theme amidst all the described arrests is that the arrested individual is quiet and passive because, "Surely, they'll get this all straightened out. If I make a fuss, it will just be harder to set right."

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TP4bunghole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gulag Archipelago should be annual mandatory reading, for everyone.

1984, as well - maybe 1984 first, as a sort of primer on what these psycho leftists could do, and Gulag Archipelago as a historical record of what they actually did do, torturing and destroying the lives of millions of innocent people.

Truly horrific, and anyone who doesn't see the clear parallels to where we're going currently is either a moron or a liar.

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canttrumpthis203 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You'll need a warrant" is another good one

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Dropcord 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't answer questions

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guitarmastershredder 2 points ago +2 / -0

DONT TALK TO FEDS!!!

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GSDSteVB 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't remember where I heard it, but this line sticks with me:

If you're innocent, nothing you say can make you any more innocent, but if you make one little factual error, or if someone else remembers things differently to you, it will be used to make you look guilty anyway.

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Latchback 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. But if your speaking to the FBI your "lawyer" will be awaiting your pleasant stay at luxurious Gitmo.

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BaltimoreCrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of Pot Brothers at Law...

https://youtu.be/JTurSi0LhJs

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Ralphusthegreatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that! Just tell them you are a democrat and walk free.

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Trunks 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happens if you tell them to f-ck off?

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Amazing4bella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best free legal advice you’ll ever get.

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Neonlightdistrict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is this being posted?

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JimmyJames 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know my rights. I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler... or Ron Kuby.

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jdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they ask you what time you were at a place and you round it off to the nearest hour than they can prosecute you for lying. That's pretty much what they did to Flynn btw. Don't talk to those assholes.

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SuckMyAnusTwitter 2 points ago +2 / -0

How did they do that to Flynn? Can you elaborate?

Genuinely asking.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

before i engage in further conversation with you, the fbi, aka female body inspectors (age 10 and under only) i wish to consult with my lawyer. failure to comply with this wish will result in the invocation of the fifth amendment.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Memorize this sentence: "I don't talk to cops".

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TreeOfLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

My name is, _______, I want to activate my 6th Amendment right to an attourney and activate my 5th Amendment right to not say anything else.

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me-no-likely2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you also add “you fucking asshole” to the end of that statement each time?

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sickofaltspin 1 point ago +2 / -1

What about: I want to speak to my attorney also apologize for Ruby Ridge you fucking glow sticks.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it speak to A lawyer, or speak to MY lawyer?

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nomoreprinkles 1 point ago +1 / -0

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Taupkek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, if they keep questioning you after you request a lawyer, every thing you say SHOULD be thrown out. But OP is 100% right, best course of action is to simply say you want to speak to a lawyer. Also, do NOT consent to a search of anything without a search warrant.

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Hunter1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

Law enforcement are usually in a better mood after some exercise. When they come for you, let them talk for a few minutes, then tell them "while you fools have wasted time talking, my team has moved in behind you" and point behind them. When they turn around, run away! I've beat every crack bust I've been in with this method, they love the chase!

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MajorClark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't these FBI have real criminals to go after?

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GODwins76 0 points ago +1 / -1

What about the illegal spying of all telecoms?