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MooseKnukl3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crazy girls are always the best in bed you might wake up with a missing finger though!

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Please_Clap 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Everything a young man needs to know about women" https://youtu.be/R_USJCTIgs4

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MooseKnukl3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watch out for red heads or strippers or any girl named Tiffany

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CyborgVampire 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she's below a 3 crazy and a 9 hot your probably talking to a tranny.... lmao!!!!!

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MooseKnukl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha I just imagined walking up to a really calm 9 and she says to me in a really deep voice,

Hello hot stuff you ever throw a hot dog down a dark hallway

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RememberKosciuszko 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or a dick

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CahalTheMad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Lorena Bobbitt treatment.

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