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FreeNow 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was selling off $35M in stock every couple of weeks last fall. He's probably knew what was coming.

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NonyaBiz 4 points ago +5 / -1

Shit he should have just kept the money he “donated” to rigging the election

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HumphreyBraggart 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe he can start a new social network at Gitmo where he and his cellmates can rate the other prisoners.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too funny, pede! 🤣

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AwakenTheEagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dun see any difference what am i missing?

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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debacle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's whats going to happen: nothing. Literally nothing. Facebook will nosedive (as it should).

And then the lawsuits start. It'll be a bunch of institutional investors first. Then it'll get big. Maybe the SEC will get involved. Discovery. News coverage. Weeks and months and years.

Mark Zuckerberg is going to kill himself or spend the rest of his life in prison.

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killerbunny88 4 points ago +5 / -1

I sometimes think he's already dead and they've replaced him with an android..... The dude doesn't look human anymore. Compare him now to old pictures before he turned totally evil. It's so creepy and unsettling.

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TheRedLipstikPatriot [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sometimes think he's already dead and they've replaced him with an android..... The dude doesn't look human anymore. Compare him now to old pictures before he turned totally evil. It's so creepy and unsettling.

He’s never looked human. Very much uncanny valley

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RedNonna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad he won't be able to enjoy it. But Gitmo is nice, too.

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RedNonna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great hospital - he's got some life in his eyes now.