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ReticulatingSplines [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1 (edited)

My take:

  1. The Mandalorian is clearly Elon Musk (Man + techno car = techno man = Mandalorian = Elon Musk)

  2. The “remnant of the fallen Galactic Empire” is the deep state after suffering a devastating critical hit from the pending DECLASS material

  3. First-term Trump is baby Yoda and Musk/Mandalorian will become his adoptive father and protect him from the deep state imperialists.

  4. How? With Project X(.com), a “side project” he once mentioned and then never spoke of again: a distributed uncensored news platform. A distributed wikipedia for news narratives/timelines. This platform will host the DECLASS material where the truth will be laid bare for all to see.

  5. Who’s the Queen and who’s the King? Trump is the King. America is the Queen and he and we are going to make it.

Mandalorian: https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1348954103695740929

Project X: https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1348961820254625793

The King: https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1349129669258448897

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killerbunny88 6 points ago +7 / -1

Nice theory, and I appreciate the screen shots :) Have an upvote!

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ReticulatingSplines [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, pede!

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Bonami 4 points ago +4 / -0

OK, I would never have gotten to that without you :)

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Rylan 8 points ago +8 / -0

What are you smoking? And where can I get some?

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TruthWillBeRevealed 6 points ago +6 / -0

As crazy as this sounds, think about it, anyone and everyone wants to kill us to get all of our wealth by depopulation and enforcing control.

This isn't crazy talk. It means your brain is working and using critical thinking. Elon Musk is a smart man, he has things planned we don't know about with lots of funds to do so. I believe he is up to something, I've thought that for a while.

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codesherpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is weird, even for Elon Musk.

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Sombradeti 3 points ago +4 / -1

I recommend not trying to understand Elon Musk's brain.

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, I am in pain right now :)

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JediMasterPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop stop.

I can only get so erect..

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AgnesDomini 2 points ago +3 / -1

Curiouser and curiouser!

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Norma_Bates 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a dream/nightmare once that Elon was a time traveller who went back in the past and collected all of the DNA from historically evil dictators. Then he cloned them and brought them all in the same timeline together... Just to see who would win.