"We don't like constructive criticism about our department. Also we have evidence back in 1992 you J-walked on 1st & Maple by an anonymous tip. Please turn yourself in to the closest police station." - FBI
starts to chain eat a dozen of donuts
Nah. They will try to use Gulag search history since it would be more around to better blend in. These people are arrogant not stupid(at least some of them).
FBI: Sorry, we can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a name and a message that is positive to us after the beep. Beep.
Claire used to be John. When you become an FBI agent you hand in your morales, ethics, and penis.
Lol. In the TV Series Twin Peaks, David Duchovny played the role of Denise Bryson, a transgendered FBI agent.
Please your name, social security id and your last three mailing addresses and we'll investigate you as soon as possible.
They are not that blatant . . . Yet.
"We don't like constructive criticism about our department. Also we have evidence back in 1992 you J-walked on 1st & Maple by an anonymous tip. Please turn yourself in to the closest police station." - FBI starts to chain eat a dozen of donuts
while rubbing them all over
I think you forgot that.
Maybe they’re like “we will look into your google search history and get back with you...”
Nah. They will try to use Gulag search history since it would be more around to better blend in. These people are arrogant not stupid(at least some of them).
Oh yeah, and be sure to fill out your false mail in ballot from each address too
lol
Maybe if they beat her with a garage pull, the FBI would be interested.
Well they do have history with Hookers(specifically the weird things they have them do) so it is possible.