"We don't like constructive criticism about our department. Also we have evidence back in 1992 you J-walked on 1st & Maple by an anonymous tip. Please turn yourself in to the closest police station." - FBI
starts to chain eat a dozen of donuts
Nah. They will try to use Gulag search history since it would be more around to better blend in. These people are arrogant not stupid(at least some of them).
Please your name, social security id and your last three mailing addresses and we'll investigate you as soon as possible.
They are not that blatant . . . Yet.
"We don't like constructive criticism about our department. Also we have evidence back in 1992 you J-walked on 1st & Maple by an anonymous tip. Please turn yourself in to the closest police station." - FBI starts to chain eat a dozen of donuts
while rubbing them all over
I think you forgot that.
Maybe they’re like “we will look into your google search history and get back with you...”
Nah. They will try to use Gulag search history since it would be more around to better blend in. These people are arrogant not stupid(at least some of them).
Oh yeah, and be sure to fill out your false mail in ballot from each address too
lol