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posted ago by irredeemables ago by irredeemables +5193 / -4
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Fussbudget 147 points ago +147 / -0

I thought that was real for a second

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fat50 129 points ago +129 / -0

It's real, but the tweet isn't.

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Methodmapper 57 points ago +57 / -0

Quality Shitpost

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ReticulatingSplines 17 points ago +17 / -0

4D chess shitpost that skirts flair requirement.

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DCSucks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shitpost incarnate

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Thermopylae_MMXX 7 points ago +7 / -0

dont ya mean Quality Truthpost

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Dr0neRec0very 4 points ago +4 / -0

My phantom down-dooter has been gone for a month, so I guess I'm behind on saying it:

FUCK CHY-NA!

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worldofsmut 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Fake but accurate"

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well no... but, actually yes.

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SKnows 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yah, look for the check mark

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was wondering why this had the shitpost flair...

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worldofsmut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Poe's Law.

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TripleBlack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man, we need some flairs up in here!

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Russianfist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's one thing about taking screenshots of twitter instead of linking the source. You get these quality post and people might not see it

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 2 points ago +2 / -0

His Twitter handle gave it away :)

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Azure_Comet 36 points ago +36 / -0

Hilariously enough, China spoke out about Twitters censorship and condemned. I SWEAR IT WASNT AN ONION ARTICAL.

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Brellin 28 points ago +29 / -1

governments around the world are condemning it because they want to be the only ones that can censor people, not private companies. Because they recognize that a company powerful enough to get away with censoring a sitting US president is powerful enough to be a rival.

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TheWinningNeverStops 8 points ago +9 / -1

Exactly. They are watching out for their own necks.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 7 points ago +7 / -0

True but no one man should have all that power.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jack (and others) acted stupidly from their pov. How can you influence more people if you kick them off a social influence platform and just gave everybody else a glimpse into how social media really works?

Social media is the opium of the masses -- and these bozos just slipped up and pulled back the curtain a bit. They have to have everyone on there unquestioningly in order for it to really be effective. Plus, money.

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Ishayu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Virtually every country on Earth has condemned Twitter for banning Trump at this point.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s beautiful to see. Trump curse continues.

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the Germans start lecturing you about restricting free speech, you know you have a problem.

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Ishayu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even the Russians called it out lmao

And it wasn't just Germany either. High ranking officials or politicians of afaik every European country joined in condemning it, including my own, which is Denmark.

In Denmark it was also condemned by Radio Loud. It's a radical left wing, government funded radio station with like 4 listeners at peak. It's literally a meme over here how bad and radically left leaning it is, yet even they condemned it on free speech grounds.

How's Twitter's stock doing? Hm, down 15% since they banned Trump last week.

Oops.

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labiator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs more Kim Jong Un.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Kneel4Jesus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Need that shitpost flair. Otherwise this is sliding the forum. There is so much new, real "signal" being revealed.

Love shitposts, but let's clarify tonight.

Dang we may need a morning recap for everyone who missed tonight.

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Auroraalpha 14 points ago +14 / -0

@realwinniethepooh, lol

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BeerAndCope 12 points ago +12 / -0

Needs a shit post label.

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DaddysHome 8 points ago +9 / -1

@RealWinniePooh .... fucking top kek. Almost had me for a second.

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linereddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

RealWinniePooh

^kek!

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MrRawDog 5 points ago +7 / -2

While rhetoric is true, can you mark this as shitpost for being fake news? We're not CNN

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SKnows 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at his profile picture

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sirtra 3 points ago +3 / -0

300K likes.. c'mon man you added too many zeros.. and is that more than 280 characters? Pffft

Just kidding... its perfectt.. love the attention to detail! :)

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BoDude2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

You Go Jack. Straight to Hell you Comme

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Nainya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obvious fake: does not have 1.6 billion likes.

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Ill_Kent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahah, almost spat out my beer when I read the info line. Lol.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jack Dorsey is everything he thinks he's fighting against.

The problem with all secular and liberal associations in a free society is that all end up in the span of a generation of two, being exactly what they originally opposed.

Early feminists wanted to free women from unfair laws but ended up telling generations of women, they had to be successful in the workplace to have any real value. So now we have a generation of girls and women who think they are boys and men. In California, 30% of teenage girls think they are non-binary and/or male. This isn't what feminism was founded to do.

Jack Dorsey founded twitter so that people could have short conversations with each other and succinctly share ideas. Instead, it has become a echo chamber whereby the left silences and mindlessly repeats politicized slogans. It's the locus of the unthinking mob. It's a bastion of 21st century fascism. I'm sure Jack Dorsey never wanted to be a fascism much less lead a fascist movement, but here he is, being the premier fascist of the 21st century.

Whether your a believer or not, and for most of my life, I wasn't, the only way to keep any association of human beings from becoming their own enemy, is prayer, especially the prayers of those who sacrifice to do good and avoid evil.

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Crusher1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

This place is great ! Well done.

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ThankThanos 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is so great! "@RealWinniePooh" and the alert "Get the facts on why 21st century totaltarianism is best suited for America"

Fantastic Shitpost!

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AUS4MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should change that to 5G retweets, just to rustle some jimmies.

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MAGACountryResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

For a second I thought this was real lol

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Thetheythere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am just saying that, I see that Obama and his husband Michelle hasn't tweeted for a week now.

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45fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'd rise to accept, but he's too busy on his knees servicing.

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ANTI_Globalist12 1 point ago +1 / -0

GOOD SHITPOST

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TheLegendOfMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cho Bi Din has entered the chat

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Vivere_Pericoloso 1 point ago +1 / -0

This the fact and truth...

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Arwyn3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

As he was reading the proclamation Xi leaned over to his comrade and said:

"Stupid Little Jack is going to be a force to be reckoned with in New China, what kind of an idiot would support us over the USA?" "The man (?) is a special kind of REEETARDED when, after FREEDOM OF SPEECH brought him untold riches, he dedicates himself to destroying that same freedom speech. - And loses billions of dollars with in hours.

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Poonjazzler1 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s horrifying I thought this was real

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mostooge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xi has weight on him I think, I only wish it was exposed. Did you visit China and engage in compromising activities Jack? You and Zuckerborg?

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kams912 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has anyone ever seen him in a mask?

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Gunslinger1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do we not do shitpost flair anymore?

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a good shitpost.

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kams912 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't you just want grab that dirty chin mullet and face puch it for like one hour?

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Onemoretime11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmm,, sounds about right

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Homemade-Soap 1 point ago +1 / -0

That Huawei mention. Top notch shit posting, pede.

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thebaddyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quality shit post

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labiator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice. Right down to the !

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JennaDenver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really need that "shitpost" button enlarged.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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dontCensorMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have some mercy and add shitpost flair pls

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BidensWetNurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why "screenshots" are bad.

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DingoDrankMyBeer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Politics is downstream of Culture.

Mock their "culture". Unleash the Frogs of war.

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Doubld 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anybody else think Dorsey is living in China?

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Redditisbiased123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this is a meme, but it seemed wayy too believeable

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HumanityWakeUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

ikr ? it took me a few seconds to process that its just meme. Because of how true the statement is.