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Lapstrake 6 points ago +6 / -0

And there are only two genders.

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gloriouschairmanpao [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

If I had a nickel for every gender that exists, I would have ten cents

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Lapstrake 3 points ago +3 / -0

ha ha ha well put, fren.

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HanginChad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why not concealed carry?

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BeekeepingPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo. Being in California there isn't any good reason to open carry. Best way to carry is if you are the only one that knows you have a firearm on your person.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Although you are capable, appear incapable,”

-The Art of War

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Onemoretime11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Embrace the healing power of 'and'

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BigDaddyT 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only conceal the rifle I can't disassemble lol

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TightyWhitey 3 points ago +3 / -0

This sounds like a great chant to march to! The Left has our chants...this should be ours!

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gloriouschairmanpao [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally, use it. It's about staying in your frame. I really do think you need to say this every day, at least to yourself. It's catchy, easy to remember, and it'll anchor you so that you don't get swept away by all the left's lies.

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BigDaddyT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we get this to Bryson Gray or tyson james this could easily be a song.

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lucifer_fit_deus 2 points ago +2 / -0

. . . Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

i have no 2a :(

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LessAndLessIronic 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one does. The supreme court rarely bothers to rule, and when they do their orders have essentially no teeth. Just try to own a gun in DC post strike down of their ban.

The reality is that what rights we still have come entirely from more or less constant political activism.

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CDaniel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great American poetry to be thought for hundreds of years

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Based_Inward 1 point ago +1 / -0

You didn’t win if your opponent gets the prize

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gloriouschairmanpao [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

you do if it blows up in their face

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KrakenWakin4JoeBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love this!! You came up w it one day in the shower, didn’t you. I want to order a custom car magnet. Permission to change the end? I’m thinking... Trump won, COVID’s gay, free speech every day

But your version sounds much better & I think it’s because of the O’s.... cOvid & Open.

Could do... Trump won, COVID’s gay, pro-freedom every day. Not bad. Or how bout... Biden’s lame, Trump is lit, Tony Fauci’s full of shit

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KrakenWakin4JoeBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love it even more now! Thanks for explaining that - that’s actually really interesting. I bet you appreciate Scott Adams & his take on things, which is often unique in some way. I enjoyed listening to him but I had to take a break. His “simultaneous sip” ritual started driving me nuts—both the phrase & the sound. Tried skipping over that part, but he doesn’t always do it in the very beginning, so sometimes it’s a pain in the ass to locate. Also, the physical act of skipping over it means that I’m both looking for it & avoiding it. It means I’m thinking about it. But prior to developing that repulsion, I listened to Scott a couple times a week for maybe a year or so, and it didn’t bother me at all. Didn’t even think much of it. Also never participated. I did think of it as cheesy, but whatever. One day, though, I was just like, holy shit is that annoying, and holy shit is that slurping gross. Sad!

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gloriouschairmanpao [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I never cared for Scott. He is knowledgeable about his craft, but he's dishonest and just kinda gross.

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KrakenWakin4JoeBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think he’s dishonest? Hmm... I’ve definitely noticed him bullshitting more than once, but never had the impression that he was generally a dishonest person. Guess I missed it.