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CuzMerica 49 points ago +49 / -0

He’s probably too frail and dementia-ridden. Honestly. I bet the actual inauguration is the shortest one in history for this reason too.

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magamemer [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

With a BODY DOUBLE. Wouldn't it be great if they swooped in and arrested the body double just before taking the oath, and charging the lowly actor with CAPITAL TREASON, and make him talk?

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mushroomhead 15 points ago +16 / -1

I think Biden was replaced years ago thats why one son and ex are gone. And why he cant talk all the surgery. Look at older vids his whole head and eyes are wrong.

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StarsStripesandGrit 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be nuts.

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FourMoarYears 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of his daughters died, too.

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mushroomhead 5 points ago +5 / -0

creepy even Hillary hasnt done that

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Snipthetipandsip 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will operate exactly as we've seen everything operate in clown world. From behind a camera with pre written scripts, pre recorded with as many takes as they need to get it write. He will be called stunning and brave because "my Corona", and anyone who questions it will be called a "right wing conspiracy but job" while unelected, appointed officials run wild and sell out the United States for their own personal gain.

I've been starting to feel like this whole covid world is exactly apart of the plan. No personal interactions, everyone is on a screen, fake crowd recordings for sports ball, fake fake fake. They're creating a fuax reality and getting half the voting block to believe this is the new way of living and going along with it.

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OldsmobileRocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats literally what happens in the Star Trek episode this image is an edit of.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mu mu mu my corona

And it will be “pop their matrix bubble at your peril.”

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ShadowyMrBlank 11 points ago +11 / -0

He probably won't even take the oath since he'd flub it so bad.

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magamemer [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

With his mask on, they can use a voice over.

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ShadowyMrBlank 18 points ago +18 / -0

Voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. You win the internet today.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe they will awomen it all to hell and say a bastardization of inauguration so in court they can say “we were just playing...”

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Slenderman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe they plan on staging killing the body double to unleash the next step of their plan.