Nothing turns me on more than when my husband talks logically and rationally about why liberals are brainwashed idiots and deserve all the suffering they bring about themselves.
The mockingbird media will claim that Maga people arent thinking about the over-population of the planet, so they will ban the app, claiming its for the better good of people.
My hub and I agree about everything politically, but sometimes he'll troll me by pretending he's on the side of the swampies - just to give himself a laugh by triggering me. XD He's a silly goose.
Omg my husband does this too! He’s a social worker and had to go through all that lefty indoctrination in college. Needless to say can can sound REALLY convincing. Drives me crazy then he has a good laugh!
He used to do it often, but then I'd catch him with a twinkle in his eye and a smirk, lol. Now he does it less, and keeps a straight face for as long as he can - but I don't fall for it very often. I just pretend to agree with whatever idiotic lefty talking point - thereby giving it right back to him!
I think I’m too based for my husband. He’s a Trump fan no doubt, but he’s always been a doomer and so quick to jump off the train anytime it got a little shaky. In 2016, he was worried there was no way Trump would win and I had to assure him that there was no way he wouldn’t. After the first Peach Mint, he was convinced Trump was done and I had to remind him that Trump is never done. After this election, he’s gone full doomer and won’t even discuss the possibility that it might not be over, but my gut feelings have been right every time before and they are telling me Trump is not finished just yet.
My wife proposed to me over a text message when I sent her a picture of my Republican Party Member Card back when we were still dating after she got the guts to be the first to ask the other's politics (I of course proposed for real later on with a ring).
When I said I wanted to pursue a pilots license, my wife insisted that it be for helicopters and rotorcraft for some reason related to a Chilean General ¯_(ツ)_/¯
"My brother's wife just had their fifth child. Everything's fine, but we've been watching their other children and bringing food. I want a big family too."
I was given a 30day ban last year for saying fgm is barbaric.
It blows my mind that’s a universal acronym.
I award him 1 pepe heart for triggering communist moderators
Your a lucky lady, your husband is based AF!
IF that kind of talk doesn't get her ready for sex then she isn't the right kind of girl.
Nope. In that case, she's the left kind of girl
Boom boom tish! (Like running over a kid carrying a cymbal)
^^Funniest thing I've heard all month
My guy is the reason I'm here.
You got a sister?
Same!
We need a date.win
MAGA is foreplay for me and the mrs
😯
Nothing turns me on more than when my husband talks logically and rationally about why liberals are brainwashed idiots and deserve all the suffering they bring about themselves.
MAGA is an aphrodisiac.
Amen
And a woman
x2
These are my kinda men- A dream date would be he takes me along for the helicopter tossing!!!! 😛
How YOU doin?
Since we don't have a magadate.win, I've got to figure out how to find based single ladies.
Once the FBI stops hunting us, I might post my selfie at the Capitol and see who swipes right.
Well then, you're in the right spot!
" I'm going to take you for a romantic helicopter ride through the city... At the end of the trip we get to throw a commie out the side!"
Wait, new business idea 😱
SWattackhelicopter seeks same 🚁💕🚁
Need a MAGA dating app
The mockingbird media will claim that Maga people arent thinking about the over-population of the planet, so they will ban the app, claiming its for the better good of people.
Yes we do!
My hub and I agree about everything politically, but sometimes he'll troll me by pretending he's on the side of the swampies - just to give himself a laugh by triggering me. XD He's a silly goose.
Omg my husband does this too! He’s a social worker and had to go through all that lefty indoctrination in college. Needless to say can can sound REALLY convincing. Drives me crazy then he has a good laugh!
He used to do it often, but then I'd catch him with a twinkle in his eye and a smirk, lol. Now he does it less, and keeps a straight face for as long as he can - but I don't fall for it very often. I just pretend to agree with whatever idiotic lefty talking point - thereby giving it right back to him!
My husband refuses to go on social media other than the one and only BASED TDW!!!!!!
Not all men just want sex.
But all men do want sex.
We have the best women, don't we folks!!!
:D
I think I’m too based for my husband. He’s a Trump fan no doubt, but he’s always been a doomer and so quick to jump off the train anytime it got a little shaky. In 2016, he was worried there was no way Trump would win and I had to assure him that there was no way he wouldn’t. After the first Peach Mint, he was convinced Trump was done and I had to remind him that Trump is never done. After this election, he’s gone full doomer and won’t even discuss the possibility that it might not be over, but my gut feelings have been right every time before and they are telling me Trump is not finished just yet.
Behind every man is a strong woman, hang in there.
.... in minecraft.
That's meeee
Of course it can. MAGA ladies are smart and flexible. :wink wink: lol
My wife proposed to me over a text message when I sent her a picture of my Republican Party Member Card back when we were still dating after she got the guts to be the first to ask the other's politics (I of course proposed for real later on with a ring).
What f^&*ing road hogs.
I have this fantasy ...
Throw commie from helicopter
Celebration sex
Throw commie from helicopter
Celebration sex
Throw commie from helicopter
Celebration sex
Ad infinitum.
I hope all your fantasy's come true. ;)
Don't drag me into this...
I showed this to my husband and told him "I don't need flowers or jewelry. Just let me talk about throwing commies out of helicopters."
LOLZ!
My kind of guys. I wonder if it would be deal breaker on first date to ask him if I could the push the commie out of the date chopper?
Why not both?
Followed by sex
We also want sex.
That and loving Jesus us all I want in a man 😭
Go to church and find one then sugar, they are out there.
When I said I wanted to pursue a pilots license, my wife insisted that it be for helicopters and rotorcraft for some reason related to a Chilean General ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Swoon
I prefer both. I do both. I am pleased.
If a dude is with a hot chick and just wants to walk, then he gay.
Us lady pedes want the same thing..... plus sum range time!!!! Maybe sum MAGA cute babies too if God sees fit :) <3 MAGA2021
Stop- you're making me hot
O.K., O.P., you are in deep shit....!
When the hell were you taking walks with my wife?.......:) /s
lmfao!
LOL! :)
P.S. My wife thought this meme was hilarious when I showed it to her a few minutes ago......she nearly spit out her covfefe on the screen....:)
Your wife is based AF! lolz
She shocks me sometimes.......
However, sex can always be discussed.
...which leads to sex.
I like my men like I like my coffee...strong, rich, and soy-free
Why not both?
Sex is nice though too.
Hell yeah
And then have sex
... and then have sex
What's a good pickup line to identify a female pede?
"Hi! I didn't know Melania had a sister...."
(sorry been married happily over 20 years so I haven't been in the game for a long time)
"My brother's wife just had their fifth child. Everything's fine, but we've been watching their other children and bringing food. I want a big family too."
Throwing commies out of choppers is better than sex .
Amen