Be me: Go on an amazing date to a dog bar/park with a woman, she gets to see how great I am with dogs, we're into eachother and she takes the dog home to meet up at a bar close by her house.

Be us: We're really into eachother, lots of touching and feeling, then she asks...

Her: So, who did you vote for?

Me: Well... I voted conservative. What about you?

Her: I voted for Biden.

Me: Who did you vote for last year? (Thinking if she didnt vote Hillary she still has a chance)

Her: I didn't vote at all, didn't like either candidate.

Me: So why did you vote for Joe?

Her: Because I'm tired of my friends rights being taken away

Me: What rights?

Her: Well gay marriage for one, and transgenders can't be in the military anymore.

We then start debating things such as the origin of gender, and how dysphoria is a disorder. If I can't get in because of depression and asthma someone who can't decide if they should chop off their dick or not shouldn't be aloud in either. Then we discuss the case in Texas where a husband is taking his wife to court for putting their son on hormones' blockers. Then she tops this whole horrible debate off with the following

Her: Well he's also made it legal to circumcise girls in Georgia.

Me: WHAT?!?!?! Are you fucking crazy? The president can't just make state-specific laws and I know there isn't a hospital in America doing that shit.

Her: I'm not having fun anymore... I'm going to the bathroom.

Me: I left.

Her: Comes back to an empty table.

I texted her the next day letting her know it's the African country of Georgia that has just made it ILLIGAL to circumcise girls... told her that's the kind of ignorance that wins votes and ruins dates.

God Speed Boys... God Speed.