Dude is the first to get over 80,000,00 votes without even campaigning. Can you imagine that outcry of his base demanding to watch this moment when the most popular leader of any nation ever gets in office?
How could anyone miss the speech that will define generations??
Oh...actually - no tickets available, never mind.
I think it's a conspiracy to drive up the price through scarcity. Imagine the demand if you release the tickets the last two days! I mean - 80MM voters! What would you guess? $2K a pop?
Now, honestly speaking, when President Trump gives his first speech of his next term, I'm planning to pay whatever it takes to be there.