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LandscaperJuan 32 points ago +35 / -3

Or is it going to be "my fellow Americans...I have this stack of receipts I'd like to show you....NG, take it from here."

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StartAgain 11 points ago +11 / -0

whoa that would be sweet

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Feddny 8 points ago +8 / -0

My weewee would turn from innie to outie

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evolenmity 4 points ago +4 / -0

INNIE FRENS!!! Pretty sure its hernia related........

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo -- who is her gender_ xir?

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Trumpman1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I figured this would be the top comment; it's close. What a perfect Trump production - turn the military loose on the Capitol right as he gets the hell out of Dodge, and tells the world on live TV to buckle up, "There will be hundreds of arrests today. Don't be afraid. This is what draining a swamp looks like. See you on the other side."

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LandscaperJuan 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then "YMCA" kicks in...

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

His speech will be remembered amongst the "day of infamy", "I have a dream", and "one small step for man".