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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

If Joe is inaugurated the hotdog parties WILL resume.

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lordvon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Biden would welcome the action

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vcjdeathrow 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think Joe is more like a cheese pizza guy.

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Buck_Fiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either way. #KidsinCages will be trending on Twitter.

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GabeC1997 14 points ago +15 / -1

Why hookers you ask? Because he doesn't have any STDs.

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Fecal_Fetus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe already has unchecked syphilis that has gone unchecked into neurosyphilis at this point. Lol

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Hanging_Chad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump will take a dump and won't flush

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Luvs_2_Bop 12 points ago +12 / -0

upperdecker!!!

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Magamom2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

This

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know Ben Franklin would approve.

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800080 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump doesn't like to outsource.

Possible he's been eating a lot of asparagus and milk lately.

Not sure why.

[About a week from now: Biden, beyond anger, calls for an investigation. Secret Service reports the good and bad news. They tracked the pee used to spell "Biden Stole the Election" to Trump's DNA and can use it in 3rd impeachment, but the handwriting was Dr. Jill's.]

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

If we all work together maybe we can use our collective energy to will this timeline into existence. Also, light sabers.

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MAGA_____bitches 4 points ago +5 / -1

Biden won't ever see the inside of the White House again in his lifetime

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GEOTUSUKBranch 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should put a few fresh salmon behind cupboards or in skirting boards in the oval office. Fresh enough so they don't smell straight away but the stench will become unbareable over a few weeks.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

ya, like rubbing his legs with old fish guts so his hair doesn't rise in the water

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Herecomedatpresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

4 chan comes full circle.

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rangers24 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why hire anyone? Joes gonna piss the bed enough on his own

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck, I'll do it for free.

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Stolen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Xiden would roll around in the pee Joe takes Golden Showers.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to say you'll never get Hunter out of the white house

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YUNG_GUAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter will be regardless.

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Magamom2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter will do that

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're going to number two

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Notme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe wouldnt notice. The toddlers that he sleeps with pee the bed almost as much as he does.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!

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V2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, I'll do it for free.

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ColonelTravis 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re going to cover all of the furniture in plastic, for Joe, so it wouldn’t matter.

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Sirbigusdickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get some of Nancy’s SF hobos to fly in and shit between the mattress pads.

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HenkZeilstra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch out, Hunter might actually like it. I mean the man sniffs coke from hookers their anus

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gloriouschairmanpao 1 point ago +1 / -0

That'll be the least depraved thing to happen in the bedrooms of the Biden White House

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

He needs to have Woo “Lebowski” all the rugs too... I’m sure they really tie the room together

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TDanonDJTJR2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just a nasty and classless post. My mother reads this shit. Droves of very Christian folks. And besides that would be an added bonus for pervert Joe Biden. Delete this shit.

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wyzerd 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's pointless. If Biden got in there, he'd do it himself.

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Omniwulf 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Trump allows the inauguration. If Trump does not invoke the insurrection act. As much as I love that man for what he has done. I will be forced to believe he sold out to save his own skin.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Sounds HOT!” - Hunter Biden

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tremendous_trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t worry, Hunter’s bringing the hookers.

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end_of_globalism 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake news Trump cleared the ones in the basement out when he got there.

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kcidgib 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great---Bidens turn White House into whore house. Jill will be pimpin Joe out to all the Democratic Congressmen. We need to send Joe a case of astrolube. Replace smoke detectors in case Hunter is smokin crack in bed again.

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I volunteer to take a whiz!

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preferredfault 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean why not at this point, at least they can be right about something for once. And what else can they do to him? After all the dirt they threw at him for the last 4+ years, he could televise it and it would be old news in a week and the least worst thing they think he's done.

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fellow_pedestrian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit on the pillows

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Dres2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not hookers. Young kids, because then Biden wouldn't want to get the smell out.