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POLL: How Many Armed... (media.patriots.win)
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Tankrad15 92 points ago +105 / -13

last I heard 420 minutes ago it went up 69k national guard now

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Peachykeen74 99 points ago +99 / -0

They put the troops thru Dominion. Last count as of 4am was 78k.

maaaaaagic MOAR SOLDIERS.

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KekJeanVanDayum 53 points ago +53 / -0

that’s why all the pics show them laying on the floor apparently sleeping - the machine spits out the bodies faster than they can install the operating system

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Xtracredit 18 points ago +19 / -1

3D printers have really come a long way

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FUJIMO_1977 10 points ago +10 / -0

National Guard had to out out a statement basically saying, "don't feel sorry for them and stop sending shit."

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Strongocho 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a Marine, I am jealous of them. They get to hang out at the capitol and just fuck off for who knows how long? sleeping in an immaculate office building is not that bad for military... I once took a nap in a portable toilet on the rifle range in okinawa during summertime with a hangover... that is rough sleeping. Capitol building with climate control and half the country feeling sorry for you and mailing you candy? sign me up lol.

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Druid_Con 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not sending shit

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BingusCombat 24 points ago +25 / -1

So we should be expecting a massive reinforcement at around 4 am

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16Sherman 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ruby Freeman just arrived with her flash drive and chick fil a...uh oh, she just took a massive dump and broke the toilet, need to shut it all down...POOF another 50k soldiers appeared!!!

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Squidz 18 points ago +18 / -0

so by the end of the day, it'll be 85 million?

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danbonginosBONG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Iowa counted it

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ShyRipley 49 points ago +49 / -0

The most secure and transparent virtual inauguration ever!

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HockeyMom4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Starring...Tom Hanks! Lady Gaga! J. Lo!

They are so worried no one will watch the most popular candidate to ever win an election that they have to try to sell the inauguration with other people headlining the event.

Strange. Trump can get tons of people to show up and watch all by himself, but somehow he could not pull off the win. Biden was so popular even dead Republicans voted for him! Sometimes twice!

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CavinAllen27 11 points ago +11 / -0

So, they want a pedophile and 2 whores to sell the show of the steal. I get it now, pass the Kool Aid

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

what a dystopian clown show. I can't believe there are morons falling for this theater.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think any of those 3 would probably do a better job than Joe/Blow or Pelosi. Can we trade?

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really only want Trump. Wednesday will be a sad day.

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SandyH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely True!

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Hanging_Chad 42 points ago +42 / -0

I've seen 6200, 15000, 20000, 25000, 30000, and now 69000. The true number is actually 1776

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Tankrad15 13 points ago +13 / -0

FUCK YEAH

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KRosen333 12 points ago +12 / -0

Guitar Rff in Background

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FUJIMO_1977 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ive seen pics where razor wore is on inside of inner fence.. cool if it were some prison for all of them

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USNBlueOps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just turn the whole swamp into GITMO West, and move the Capitol to Mara Lago.

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NotQuiteHuman 20 points ago +21 / -1

Heh. You said "420" and "69."

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The_Diesel53 8 points ago +8 / -0

Huh huh, huh huh.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey Butthead! He said 69!

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice